oh, i'm not offended at all. i just think you're an idiot. and enjoy getting down in the mud and engaging with total morons on the rare occasion.
but good pull on the 10mm there buddy. it's not like anybody has ever dropped that joke ( insert every mechanic sub on reddit).
to note- there's only like three things on a vespa that take a 10, that joke would've played better with an 8mm. but then again, you would've know that if you knew your asshole from your elbow.
however, ummm... the whole monkey thing. i suggest you cool it. that can be construed as something that has racist undertones. thin ice there, hombre.
also, i don't work for a shop. so, you can scratch that off your list.
i eagerly await the onslaught of your "ya momma" jokes.
-Thaddius Greasy Spoon III