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Look what I found in Sainsbury's! Feminine hygiene products with a free scooter-themed case, carriage of same, for the purpose of.

NB I wouldn't dream of suggesting that the men can't also pick one up. You could use it to store tobacco, spare washers, and other manly things.
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new o ring
n the pads can be used for when i laugh too hard
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Thats it, I'm throwing myself out into the murk just to get to Forest Hill Sainsburys and obtain one of these fabulous items.
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Wonder if a couple of those "Actipearls" would help with the smell coming out of my top case.
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eeeee bip
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ask
But what scooter is it ?

I think it's a SYM.

Bill xxx
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Wonder Machine wrote:
Thats it, I'm throwing myself out into the murk just to get to Forest Hill Sainsburys and obtain one of these fabulous items.
They have lots left. I almost texted you to see if you wanted one.
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Stop discussing SYMs
period.
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Re: new o ring
T5bitza69 wrote:
n the pads can be used for when i laugh too hard
in line gas filter
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i've never actually visited the feminine hygiene aisle in my local Sainsbury's; now I have an excuse to do so
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gag
I found a tampon in my garden a few months back.

I was thinking of asking Time Team to come and tell me which period it's from.

Bill xxx
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I am so much not going to mention any morning after hang-over drinks.
Not a chance.
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long plus with wings?

Wha? emoticon


Clueless in MN.

edit thanks google
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Re: gag
Bill Dog wrote:
I found a tampon in my garden a few months back.

I was thinking of asking Time Team to come and tell me which period it's from.

Bill xxx
Good lord Facepalm emoticon
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Are these pads CE rated?
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Are these pads CE rated?
No, but they are DOT certified.

And K wants some.
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It looks like a scooter, but it's actually a Menstrual Cycle....
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That scooter is not reliable. Every four weeks it refuses to go out.
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DailyRider28465 wrote:
That scooter is not reliable. Every four weeks it refuses to go out.
Leaks fluids too.
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HoneyBadger wrote:
It looks like a scooter, but it's actually a Menstrual Cycle....
Ka-ching! We have a winner. Laughing emoticon

Do these threads bring out the wit, or what?


Okay, thought I'd seen pretty much everything that could possibly use scooters for marketing. What's left?
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fledermaus wrote:
HoneyBadger wrote:
It looks like a scooter, but it's actually a Menstrual Cycle....
Ka-ching! We have a winner. Laughing emoticon

Do these threads bring out the wit, or what?


Okay, thought I'd seen pretty much everything that could possibly use scooters for marketing. What's left?
Really?
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Re: One for the ladies
That's valentines sorted Laughing emoticon Laughing emoticon Laughing emoticon
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Re: ask
Bill Dog wrote:
But what scooter is it ?

I think it's a SYM.

Bill xxx
I thought it was yours.... Razz emoticon
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Jesus whatever next?
Topcases on condoms?
😝
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Kittysaz wrote:
Jesus whatever next?
Topcases on condoms?
��
Clever
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Kittysaz wrote:
Jesus whatever next?
Topcases on condoms?
😝
Truth in advertising.
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had to
Kittysaz wrote:
Jesus whatever next?
Topcases on condoms?
😝
nope .... theyll come with tyres.... 365 in a goodyear
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Molto Verboso
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Kittysaz wrote:
Jesus whatever next?
Topcases on condoms?
😝
If the World had Topcases on Condoms, I'd be the guy with the abnormally large saddlebags...
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