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Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:19 am quote
Scutrbrau wrote:
stickyfrog wrote:
Nothing weird to report today.
That's got to be a first for Florida.
Yes and the lack of weirdness is continuing today. We must be slipping.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:22 am quote
rkcoker wrote:

Yes! I know she got it. She's from Britain which is where Mercia is/was!
Making a sly attempt at a dry joke.
\/\/hatevah!
Do you expect me to get that dry humor? I'm Merican... HELL YEAH! <<< see how that works?
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:32 am quote
Pepy27 wrote:
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Sandals and white socks....
I finally spotted them too. Like an illusive jungle cat.. They finally showed their spots.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:35 am quote
caschnd1 wrote:
rkcoker wrote:
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.
I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

Here are graphic representations...


Haha. Yes. So much bacon and flip flops.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:00 am quote
caschnd1 wrote:
rkcoker wrote:
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.
I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

The Brits on here seem to favor "Merkin," which to me means a pubic wig (look it up).

How insulting!
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:31 am quote
Silver Streak wrote:
caschnd1 wrote:
rkcoker wrote:
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.
I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

The Brits on here seem to favor "Merkin," which to me means a pubic wig (look it up).

How insulting!
We are all beer swilling, cut of jeans wearin, giant truck driving, bandanas and plaid shirt wearing..... Pubic wigs....
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:06 am quote
Presented without comment:

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/03/03/the-merkin-a-pubic-hair-wig/
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:47 am quote
Treppenwitz wrote:
My company makes the satellites and launch vehicles for my country's space program. We also run the ground control station once they are in orbit.

I watched the launch of our 10th Satellite early yesterday.

The 'weird shit' part of it was that I watched it being launched westward; the opposite direction of every other satellite launch in the world.

Every other space capable country in the world launches their rockets eastward to take advantage of the earth's rotation. Since we don't want to raise tensions with any of our neighbors to the east, we launch in the opposite direction (west towards the Mediterranean, just south of Aviator47's house) - using a MUCH more powerful rocket engine - to escape the grip of earth's gravity.

Truth be told, it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Big rocket engines make for some really cool viewing!!!
We had a great Atlas V launch today at (Kennedy / Cape Canaveral). Whew, it did go East!

Check out the launch....Just as Trepp says, these are awesome!

http://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2014/04/10/atlas-v-spy-satellite-blast-off-from-cape-canaveral/7553307/
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:47 am quote
^^^This, is EXACTLY what I was hoping to find when I decided to join MV. (Sorry, I forgot to turn on my sarcasm font just now.)
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:56 am quote
Treppenwitz wrote:
My company makes the satellites and launch vehicles for my country's space program. We also run the ground control station once they are in orbit.
Honestly Trep, I swear you're a long lost brother out there or something.

I work at ILRS/VLBI out here, but until just recently also maintained antennas for Universal Space Network, Swedish Space Corp, NASA, etc, at their sites here.

And yeah, launching west IS weird (although understandable).

Oh, yeah, back to the thread.
Yesterday I saw a little 2 yr old kid sitting in a special little kids chair, like a high-chair thing with a special seat belt, even had his own small handlebars that twisted too! Why is that weird?
It was on the back of his dad's Road King Hoggley taking off from the lights!
You would think if the bloke could afford a great big Hoggley he could afford a tin top to cart around his boy........
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:03 pm quote
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:09 pm quote
Not so much "weird" as "funny". At lunch... we were approaching a spacious parking spot when a SUV flew around the corner and snagged it before we were committed. No problem, we took a different spot. Four of us unloaded from the car and walked past the SUV, who's driver was making her 3rd attempt at getting parked. This was a very large space! It should have been an easy park.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:11 pm quote
DaveLX wrote:
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
Today's winner.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:14 pm quote
stickyfrog wrote:
DaveLX wrote:
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
Today's winner.
I feel special.

What's really weird is that I was riding a Yamaha YBR and not my LX. Now that is weird.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:20 pm quote
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:22 pm quote
Cast
Shouldn't that be Morethan Freeman ?

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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:32 pm quote
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
Moped?!! That's outrageous! It's a proper motorcycle!

(Hence it's really freakin' weird)
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:35 pm quote
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
HAHAHAHA!
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:40 pm quote
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
Nice penis. You should be in porn.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:12 pm quote
DaveLX wrote:
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
Photos or it doesn't count... We all know men and their measurements.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:14 pm quote
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
You win. Morgan Freeman might have a <cough> leg up on ya in that department.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:16 pm quote
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Texans are also bigger than most 'mercans. Did you notice all the fast food places in that state!?
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:48 pm quote
lomunchi wrote:
froggieposition wrote:
I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs
Texans are also bigger than most 'mercans. Did you notice all the fast food places in that state!?
I did notice the rounder shapes overall. I don't inserts the jeans tucked in the cowboy boots. That was a bit odd.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:54 pm quote
Edumakated wrote:
I went to a Walmart in the middle of Kentucky. All I have to say is the one I went to has to be the location they get all those pictures for the People of Walmart website.
I made the huge mistake of going to that site.



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Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:45 pm quote
101 Freeway North passing Hollywood Bowl. My Son took this picture today.

I have no words...
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:47 pm quote
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101 Freeway North passing Hollywood Bowl. My Son took this picture today.

I have no words...
We have no pic...
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:49 pm quote
DaveLX wrote:
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
LMFAO

I was in a men's locker room hotel spa hot tub once when what you describe came swinging at me. I was gone before his first toe hit the water.

Crying here...



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Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:50 pm quote
101 Freeway North passing Hollywood Bowl. My Son took this picture today.

I have no words...
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:51 pm quote
jimc wrote:
SDG wrote:
101 Freeway North passing Hollywood Bowl. My Son took this picture today.

I have no words...
We have no pic...
OMG it was in the email!

What did I do wrong?

SDG
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:33 pm quote
froggieposition wrote:
DaveLX wrote:
Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.
Photos or it doesn't count... We all know men and their measurements.
I've nothing to brag about - it wasn't my penis!

Besides, taking photos whilst messing around with throttle and clutch would surely be irresponsible. Probably dangerous too.

I told my wife the story and her response was "so wait a minute, the white guy had the huge penis??"
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:59 pm quote
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman
Didn't he die already?
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Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:08 am quote
Saw this guy in Santa Claus, Indiana this week while driving through...must be on vacation (letting his hair go a bit wild).

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Papa Noel??

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Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:11 am quote
DaveLX wrote:
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
Nice penis. You should be in porn.


DaveLX and Fleece meet for first time after the 'Nice Penis' comment..

Fleece: coughs
DaveLX: See that Bears game last week?
Fleece: Yeah. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.
DaveLX: Bears got a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way.



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Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:32 am quote
fleece wrote:
DaveLX wrote:
fleece wrote:
I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped
Nice penis. You should be in porn.


DaveLX and Fleece meet for first time after the 'Nice Penis' comment..

Fleece: coughs
DaveLX: See that Bears game last week?
Fleece: Yeah. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.
DaveLX: Bears got a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way.



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You've gone from penis to bears.

Dude.....
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Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:53 am quote
It's 'MURICA! Well that's all I see on 9GAG nowadays..

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Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:35 am quote
I see Daisy went to the Harry Potter film set then.... (me too)
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Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:49 am quote
I saw this on my way to my 2nd shift of the day. I passed by the front and he was talking gibberish... "Why am I naked?". While he was asking himself that question, he was still in the process of undressing himself.

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Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:11 am quote
My life is so bland...
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Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:15 pm quote
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My life is so bland...
It must be the location. I think it's too hot to sit on the concrete naked in Arizona. Even on the 11th of April.

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Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:17 pm quote
Disney wrote:
I saw this on my way to my 2nd shift of the day. I passed by the front and he was talking gibberish... "Why am I naked?". While he was asking himself that question, he was still in the process of undressing himself.
Is that fleece?
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