Pokemon GO! is all the rage right now, especially if you are a full-grown adult with spare time and a vicious streak. I mean, really: can't you just let Instinct hold a gym for a measly hour, you nasty little red and blue factions?? Bah. I hate you, but admire your ruthless gamesmanship; anything less would be just plain player-hating.
The good news we have to share is that we have a unique opportunity for you! Yes, the game is limited, severely, to just collecting critters and getting your sorry ass booted out of gyms, but still...the collecting has a large cache of worth on its own. To that end, we encourage you to nab yet another region-specific 'mon. There are critters that you can only get in Australia, Europe, and Asia, and NOW, every two weeks in SF, you can try throwing your balls at Quitters (gentle sidling up and rubbing your balls against a Quittermon can work as well), the most highly coveted Pokemon of them all! It's true. I saw it in print. About two sentences back; but hey, if you saw it on the internet, it MUST be true. And now you have. So stop hatin'. Dicks.
Ok. That's the good news. The BETTER news is that you can do all this over a plate of wings and an alcoholic bev of choice. PLUS, if the OP can pull his shit together, there will be a Quitter Special Edition Playtime as he brings a box of wonders to share with the class.
Wander in to:
The Connecticut Yankee
Tues 08/30
7:30pm