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Two men tee off to play a round of golf together for the first time.
All goes well until they start catching up with a ladies 2-ball ahead of them.

The one man asks: "Won't you please go up and ask them if they would mind if we play through on the next tee?"
The second man starts towards them, stops dead in his tracks and turns around again. "Sorry, I can't... you see one is my wife and the other is my mistress!"

The first man starts to walk to ask the ladies and also turns around. "Whats wrong?" the second man asks.

"Isn't that a coincidence... One is my wife and the other is my mistress!
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A piece of string walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said "Get out of here...we don't serve string".

He went outside and ruffeled up the top of his head and went back ing. The bartender said "Hey aren't you a piece of string?"




"Frayed Knot"
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2 books talking to each other.
Book A says "Wow, you look so much thinner".
Book B replies "Thanks, I had my appendix removed."
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(preCovid joke)

A man checks in for a flight to London. When he places his cases on the scale he says to the clerk:

"This is my hand luggage and is going with me. That suitcase must go to New York and the other to Sydney, Australia."

The surprised clerk says sweetly:
"Sir, I am afraid that cannot be done."

The traveller replies:
"I can't see why not... you did so last time I flew on your airline!"
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
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I think this was me a long time ago.
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znomit wrote:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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Der Blechfahrer wrote:
znomit wrote:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
(TV Announcer)
Outbreak of dyslexia in the US! Flim at 11:00.
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A joke that works among us wildlife biologists.
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Silver Streak wrote:
Der Blechfahrer wrote:
znomit wrote:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
(TV Announcer)
Outbreak of dyslexia in the US! Flim at 11:00.
Reminds me of a patient I saw once. He was a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

The poor guy would lie awake night after night, wondering if there really was a dog.
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I asked my friend at his retirement party if I might say a word...
"Yes", he replied.
I stood up and said "Plethora."
He replied, "thanks, that means a lot."
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znomit wrote:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
Perfect.
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How about that!
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Max6200 wrote:
How about that!
Must be run by witches.
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Max6200 wrote:
How about that!
Must be run by witches.
Evil ones ...
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Q - How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

A - 3. A left ear. A right ear, and a wild front ear.
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Bump
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Wow thanks I was looking for this thread:
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Not to worry Max it'll be here on Friday
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Marriage is Sharing

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He carefully cut the hamburger in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his half of the hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering: 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said: "Thank you, we are just fine - we are used to sharing everything."

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a thing yet. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said: "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked: "I am troubled that you have not eaten yet. What is it you are waiting for?"

The little Old Lady replied: "The Teeth!"
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I'm reading but I still don't understand the purpose of the topic.
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Fudmucker wrote:
Marriage is Sharing

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He carefully cut the hamburger in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his half of the hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering: 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said: "Thank you, we are just fine - we are used to sharing everything."

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a thing yet. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said: "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked: "I am troubled that you have not eaten yet. What is it you are waiting for?"

The little Old Lady replied: "The Teeth!"
🤣🤣 Didn't see that one coming.
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Attila wrote:
I'm reading but I still don't understand the purpose of the topic.
The joke, or the thread? Nerd emoticon
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fledermaus wrote:
Attila wrote:
I'm reading but I still don't understand the purpose of the topic.
The joke, or the thread? Nerd emoticon
The thread ... why?
Is there even a joke?
I'm sorry but the forum is always so very serious that it sometimes feels like being in a cathedral. Razz emoticon
Nothing wrong with that ... I appreciate everything, it's that i'm italian and my sense of humor is perhaps too hilarious,different in many shades.
Bob knows what i'm talking about, he has been in Italy long enough.
Now I'll try, obviously with the translated text.

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Perfectly respectable here...


So a group of guys are sitting around talking about their annual fishing/camping trip, when Antonio announces that he won't be going this year cause his wife is giving him a hard time about it.
His friends commiserate with him, tell him that he's gonna be missed and go about making their plans for their annual event. Antonio goes home.
The next day the guys all show up at their usual place, and there sits Antonio. His tent is up, he's got a fire going, beer in the cooler and some steaks cooking on the grill. They are freaked and ask him what the hell is going on.
Antonio says, "Well I went home last night and fired up the computer and about 10 minutes into my game someone comes in, covers my eyes and says 'Guess Who.'" I turn around and there's my wife in a sexy camisole, she takes me by my hand into the bedroom. There's soft music playing, rose petals on the floor and on the bed, and some champagne on ice.
She climbs up onto the bed and hands me a pair of hand cuffs and says "Go on, handcuff me to the bed". So of course I do it, then she says "Now go ahead and do whatever you want!"
"So here I am."
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Perfectly respectable here...


So a group of guys are sitting around talking about their annual Vespa trip, when Attila announces that he won't be going this year cause his wife is giving him a hard time about it.
His friends commiserate with him, tell him that he's gonna be missed and go about making their plans for their annual event. Attila goes home.
The next day the guys all show up at their usual place, and there sits Attila. His tent is up, he's got a fire going, beer in the cooler and some steaks cooking on the grill. They are freaked and ask him what the hell is going on.
Attila says, "Well I went home last night and fired up the computer and about 10 minutes into my game someone comes in, covers my eyes and says 'Guess Who.'" I turn around and there's my wife in a sexy camisole, she takes me by my hand into the bedroom. There's soft music playing, rose petals on the floor and on the bed, and some champagne on ice.
She climbs up onto the bed and hands me a pair of hand cuffs and says "Go on, handcuff me to the bed". So of course I do it, then she says "Now go ahead and do whatever you want!"
"So here I am."
FTFY
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FTFY
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Attila has a Vespa?
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Sledge wrote:
fledermaus wrote:
Perfectly respectable here...


So a group of guys are sitting around talking about their annual Vespa/MV Agusta trip, when Attila announces that he won't be going this year cause his current girl friend is giving him a hard time about it.
His friends commiserate with him, tell him that he's gonna be missed and go about making their plans for their annual event. Attila goes home.
The next day the guys all show up at their usual place, and there sits Attila. His tent is up, he's got a fire going, beer in the cooler and some steaks cooking on the grill. They are freaked and ask him what the hell is going on.
Attila says, "Well I went home last night and fired up the computer and about 10 minutes into my game someone comes in, covers my eyes and says 'Guess Who.'" I turn around and there's my girl friend in a sexy camisole, she takes me by my hand into the bedroom. There's soft music playing, rose petals on the floor and on the bed, and some champagne on ice.
She climbs up onto the bed and hands me a pair of hand cuffs and says "Go on, handcuff me to the bed". So of course I do it, then she says "Now go ahead and do whatever you want!"
"So here I am."
FTFY
ditto , you guys don't know your target very well, huh? I do love the story tho.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.
Welcome back JP!
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Yes, welcome back.


Though, on a totally unrelated note, this is the first I have noticed the RIP tag on the corner of Attila's post. Sigh emoticon
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It took you THREE YEARS to come up with a joke??? Razz emoticon Facepalm emoticon
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Alrighty....
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.





Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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Welcome back JP!
Thanks!
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Thanks!
Somewhere in there I went stalking to see if you were still alive.
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It took you THREE YEARS to come up with a joke??? Razz emoticon Facepalm emoticon
There was a joke?
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