Two men tee off to play a round of golf together for the first time.
All goes well until they start catching up with a ladies 2-ball ahead of them.
The one man asks: "Won't you please go up and ask them if they would mind if we play through on the next tee?"
The second man starts towards them, stops dead in his tracks and turns around again. "Sorry, I can't... you see one is my wife and the other is my mistress!"
The first man starts to walk to ask the ladies and also turns around. "Whats wrong?" the second man asks.
"Isn't that a coincidence... One is my wife and the other is my mistress!