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2012 Stella 4T
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Mon May 09, 2016 8:00 pm quote
I've never understood the whole stretching thing. See in once a while here in Japan, mostly Ruckus, though I did see a stretched Metropolitan and Super Cub on Yahoo Auctions.
Veni, Vidi, Posti
74 50s x2 78 P200 84 Cosa 58 AllState 68 Sprint 80 50special + projects
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Wed May 11, 2016 12:11 am quote
bzzzzzzzz


I'm a scooter, I'm a housefly, I'm whatever you like!
Ossessionato
2 matching N.Z. '69 VBC Super, 177cc Racer, VespaCross Bodge, Puch SRA150, Piaggio Zip 100! & others
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Posts: 3797
Location: Millbin, Ostrayleea, mate
Wed May 11, 2016 4:11 am quote
Re: bzzzzzzzz
V oodoo wrote:


I'm a scooter, I'm a housefly, I'm whatever you like!
Im in love.
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74 50s x2 78 P200 84 Cosa 58 AllState 68 Sprint 80 50special + projects
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Wed May 11, 2016 10:13 pm quote
in support of Sneech equality
I saw something over in the other side I thought was good enough for here, but was too long, so I cut it down and you need to imagine your own picture but you can fill in the cuts with whatever you want so it'll be easy.
Motovista wrote:
How it all began---

Once upon a time companies started importing ..yada yada .. Other states, usually with the help of the people importing them, wrote laws that made ...more yada.. In some of the States where people don't think things through, like South Carolina, they explicitly stated in the law that ..blah blah.. not knowing that in the future, when States began cracking down on DUIs, this would be an issue.
A few years later, other companies wanted to import
..[delete].. "Why should they get special treatment,...etc."
So the States had a choice,
<redacted> Then they could call it a day and run out to raise money for their next elections.
That's what most of them did, so in the end it didn't matter if a Sneech had a star on it's belly or not, all Sneeches were equal.
Molto Verboso
59 Vespa, 65 Vespa, 66 Vespa, 57 Vespa
Joined: 10 May 2011
Posts: 1322
Location: Portland Oregon
Thu May 12, 2016 4:52 am quote
via Imgflip Meme Maker
Ossessionato
PX200, Moto Guzzi V7 Cafe Classic
Joined: 22 Nov 2011
Posts: 2102
Location: Sydney, Australia
Thu May 12, 2016 4:59 am quote
Silly pussy.
Veni, Vidi, Posti
74 50s x2 78 P200 84 Cosa 58 AllState 68 Sprint 80 50special + projects
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Location: seattle/athens
Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:26 pm quote
Eviction Notice

seems to be a different model
Mud Wasp looking for Dirt bike Vespas ?


Maybe eviction number 6 for me over the years.

What is it about Vespas that seems to attract wasp nests? Just the name?
Do Lambretta ppl find these little treasures in hidden crevices of old Lambrettas too?

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from 4 diferent bikes I think

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2010 Orange S150
Joined: 25 Sep 2008
Posts: 3504
Location: Olympia, WA, USA
Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:01 pm quote
Tdrake has been vacationing in Europe lately and has been sharing scooter pics: Random Euro Vespa Porn

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Does this windscreen make my scooter look fat?

Addicted
LXS 150
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Posts: 951
Location: The OTHER South Bay, CA
Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:00 pm quote
Neurotic-Hapi-Snak wrote:
I've never understood the whole stretching thing. See in once a while here in Japan, mostly Ruckus, though I did see a stretched Metropolitan and Super Cub on Yahoo Auctions.
It's generally because they've swapped out the original 50cc engine/swingarm/transmission unit for a 150cc (or larger, with a big-bore kit) Chinese knockoff of a GY6 unit that's too long to fit under the stock bodywork and frame.

...or they're trying to make the bike look as though they did.

No idea why you'd do it on a Super Cub though.
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T5s
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 17006
Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country
Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:03 am quote
cheeky
can see ya bra woman

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P200E
Joined: 06 Nov 2012
Posts: 353
Location: East Lansing, MI
Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:39 am quote
Re: cheeky
T5bitza69 wrote:
can see ya bra woman
U.S. Saturday Night Live viewers recognize the conehead couple as Beldar and his wife, Prymaat, who come from Remulac, a small town in France.
Ossessionato
I have a few scooters....
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Location: San Antonio, TX
Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:52 am quote
Re: cheeky
khittner wrote:
U.S. Saturday Night Live viewers recognize the conehead couple as Beldar and his wife, Prymaat, who come from Remulac, a small town in France.
Haha! Brilliant!
Hooked
1964 GL 150 / 1974 Rally 200
Joined: 25 Oct 2012
Posts: 187
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:22 am quote
Re: sadness
T5bitza69 wrote:
hahahaha ....... oh
These are from my home town. Rest are here:
http://www.graffitisouthafrica.com/news/2015/12/11/pics-the-good-news-by-haasbroek/
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P125X, P200E
Joined: 02 Apr 2011
Posts: 584
Location: Fresno, CA
Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:51 pm quote
Hells Angel's club falls on hard times.

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74 50s x2 78 P200 84 Cosa 58 AllState 68 Sprint 80 50special + projects
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Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:59 pm quote
do the best you can w/ what you got
max RPM?

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P200E
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Posts: 353
Location: East Lansing, MI
Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:12 am quote
Re: do the best you can w/ what you got
V oodoo wrote:
max RPM?
Now THAT is bodgerific.
Veni, Vidi, Posti
74 Super, 75 Super, PX project, LML off-roader and new to 2018, '66 Blue Badge Smallframe
Joined: 30 Nov 2011
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Location: Victoria, Australia
Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:51 am quote
There was a discussion about pre-mixed 2 stroke being available at the servo in days gone by. This picture has that as well.

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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:53 am quote
I prefer the first picture, but this is pretty cool.

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PX200, Moto Guzzi V7 Cafe Classic
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Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:31 am quote
Great shots.
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Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:42 pm quote
Luggage...

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P200E
Joined: 06 Nov 2012
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Location: East Lansing, MI
Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:44 am quote
Ginch wrote:
Luggage...
The G-Wagen is pretty expensive.
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Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:39 pm quote
Do you like baseball?

Yes, of course I do.

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Hooked
1964 GL 150 / 1974 Rally 200
Joined: 25 Oct 2012
Posts: 187
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:08 am quote
khittner wrote:
Ginch wrote:
Luggage...
The G-Wagen is pretty expensive.
I can't imagine what those roof racks are doing to the roof. Must be way over limits. I'd expect to see something like this on a beat up old car.
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Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:02 pm quote
ouch
both the bike and the car
but...

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you gotta do what you gotta do

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50 N
Joined: 20 Dec 2015
Posts: 267
Location: North Aberdeenshire
Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:27 pm quote
I'm calling Photoshop on that. You wouldn't do it to either or at least not since the 80's anyway.
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Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:49 pm quote
You may be right as it came via nephew on facebook w/ no pedigree or provenance. But who knows? I've seen worse things done.

It is a 70s or 80s pic from the plate unless someboby faked that too. But are those newer cars on the other side of the street? I dunno....



from the same nephew, real or shopped?

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Mr. Clean
P,SUPER,V90, 50 Special
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 10207
Location: This is't my locker!
Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:41 pm quote
The best way to pack a scooter onto a bunch of rolls of fabric... looks pretty secure.

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T5s
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 17006
Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country
Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:10 am quote
mulberry
want it ......

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1964 GL 150 / 1974 Rally 200
Joined: 25 Oct 2012
Posts: 187
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:03 pm quote
Spotted in the desert:

https://media.giphy.com/media/l46CzE6Z00v6DnGUg/giphy.gif
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T5s
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Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:01 am quote
down
all the kids want one .........

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Vespa VB1
Joined: 26 Dec 2014
Posts: 30
Location: Belgrade
Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:32 am quote
Ginch wrote:
There was a discussion about pre-mixed 2 stroke being available at the servo in days gone by. This picture has that as well.
Don't know how to quote with pic but women were hot those days...
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P200E
Joined: 06 Nov 2012
Posts: 353
Location: East Lansing, MI
Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:01 pm quote
karabaja wrote:
Ginch wrote:
There was a discussion about pre-mixed 2 stroke being available at the servo in days gone by. This picture has that as well.
Don't know how to quote with pic but women were hot those days...
Suppressed appetites were among smoking's few virtues back in the day . . .
Hooked
1986 T5,1979 P200e
Joined: 30 Oct 2014
Posts: 419
Location: Oak Brook, Illinois
Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:15 pm quote
A buddy sent me this one

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a not so normal vbb2 '64, a weirdo vbx '86 and a not so normal pts100 '82
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 5437
Location: Indo
Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:29 am quote
Re: down
T5bitza69 wrote:
all the kids want one .........
dont we all like Indo creation

but in 2016 they feel ore for ape bar and long fork



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Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:23 am quote
its been awhile i notice we all getting to serious so now its time to chill a bit

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talks about a greedy tyre :lol:

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P125X, P200E
Joined: 02 Apr 2011
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Location: Fresno, CA
Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:41 am quote
Vespa rider?

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Veni, Vidi, Posti
74 Super, 75 Super, PX project, LML off-roader and new to 2018, '66 Blue Badge Smallframe
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Location: Victoria, Australia
Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:10 am quote
Merry Xmas everyone.

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P125X, P200E
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Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:35 pm quote
And I thought I was doing well carrying a golf club!

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1980 P125X, 1978 P200 in pieces, 93 150 Exclusive (RIP)
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Location: New Mexico
Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:56 am quote
Hyper-speed delivery from In-N-Out burger?

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P200E
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:06 am quote
Fatbear5 wrote:
And I thought I was doing well carrying a golf club!
"The dispatcher told me to step it up; the next load she has waiting on me is a pair of wind turbine blades . . ."
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