Contacted the only Piaggio certified service center within 200+ miles - they have no mechanic and won't accept repairs at all.
So I'm on my own, or take to it to a Harley specialist (not happening).
SO - I ordered LED signals. Noted I need to replace the relay to avoid fast blink - ordered and received.
I've never been comfortable wrenching my own scoot, but I have no choice, so...I've got the front signal in and wired - check. But I CANNOT locate the #*$&(*@#$& original turn signal relay. I've read every article here I thought relevant (which is how I came to order the replacement relay (https://modernvespa.com/forum/topic173277) ), even YouTube videos - but the stupid thing isn't apparent to me.
Be nice, but please tell me what the heck I'm missing.

Behind the headlight

Looking towards the right side

Through the right side toward the center