Modern Vespa

Why is your timing advanced?

Why wont you adjust?

Must all ignition parts go?

Full of gas and oil
Waits, pretty in the garage
She needs to go ride.

Scooter Fu page 2?
Scooter Fu is good for you!
Now I Scooter Fu.

Hiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhhh! Scooter Fu.
No punch, just kick... Scooter Fu.
Know now! Scooter Fu.

creak squeek grip inhale
next a slight moment of pause
bend the knee kick go

Scoot is a tractor
Ride every day, ay
PX two hundred

That really captures the moment. Very Haiku!
This emoticon 8) snaps its' fingers to that.

wanted haiku thread
would write some of my own first
jamesjohn was there first

Scooter haiku rules
over more election talk
Thanks to you jamesjohn

Domo James John San,
The Master of Scooter Fu,
Long live scoot haiku!

velocifero
go now velociraptor
dinner for a wolf

obscure machine, you
WHY you no live anymore
Franco Morini!

mauro pascoli
vb1 fencing wire
makes side panel up

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like poems
Fuck haiku

very efficient, but too much what, clarity ?
but I did like your rap best

Just jokin

Haiku is cool

More haiku

MORE COWBELL.........and a even bigger fuck you


(now there's a poem for ya in a Suess style)

One scoot, Two scoots,
Red scoots, Blue scoots,
Black scoots, Blue scoots,
Old scoots, Fuck the new scoots.

weak lights, brakes and spark
hours getting the timing right
all in all, good scoot

Will it start this time?

Blue blue two stroke smoke, it's alive!

Twist..neighbors now awake

When I left my girl, I cried
Got home, decided to ride
Sweet P, so white and rusty
Is so amazingly trusty
When put to the test,
She relieved my stress
Vespa on the road ahead
Brings home the bacon
So I can be fed



Sucks , I know but I had to try

there was a young man from nantucket
who bought a vespa in a bucket
he thought hed restore
but parts where quite poor
so he binned the lot n said ...... sod this scooter malarky im gonna buy a shiny one from vietnam

Hundred posts my goal
with this haiku I must do
shameless I am now

sun through visor squint
glance left right inhale steady
fixed on red waiting

can't get my jets right
too lean, too rich or soft seize
will you read my plug?

Night riding weary
Saw with my own eyes, surprise
In boots I saw Fairies!

The sabbath is black
Fairies wear boots belive him
JJ tells no lies

Watch young grasshopper
Turn foe into friend you see
Kill them with kindness

what genre is this? Yoda poetry?

Saw that too I did... Jumped right out at me it did... Good Haiku it is. mmmm mmmmm



Here's one to sum up my day, and my haiku come with imagery:

one million pieces
pain in the ass Ikea
now I know why cheap

Be sure to watch the
final race of the season
for Moto GP.

flow smooth vibration
grounded like root to soil
roll and surf the earth

Will make you moan loudly
Adult novelty item.....I think not
Damn you Femsatronic!

Can you hook me up
With a sugar mama who rides
A Vespa GS?

Everybody was scoot-fu riding
Those scoots were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they swerved with expert timing

They were funky scooter heads
From a funky scooter town
They were fixing them up
They were cutting them down...

Fucking genius!