Was coming home from the picking up some food at the store the other day and hit dead stop traffic. I was like, "screw this" and started splitting lanes, went past quite a few cars and just as I was next to one I saw the Sheriff Emblem on the door, DAMN. Well I just kept going figuring he going to pull me over anyway. Looked in my mirror and saw the blue lights come on, so I got over and pulled off the road onto the grass.
The Deputy comes up and just say, "Man, you can't just blow past me like that. I had to pull you over, people where pointing and hitting there horns at me to pull you over"
I gave him a line that the motor was running hot for some reason and I didn't want it to over heat in the traffic. It worked, he asked for my license and registration, went back to his car and called it in, then told me if he catches me again he will have to ticket me and let me off with a warning.
I thanked him about 10 times and took off as he blocked the slow lane so I could get back on the road from the grass.
There are some nice law enforcement guys out there.