Modern Vespa

I heard it's coming sooner than we expe

.... and no one posted this yet??????

I just want to play with my new tablet first. On the truck for delivery today.

Or this one

WTF????

The truth revealed....

Bummer, Ivana. It's my son's 33rd birthday, too.

Crazy Carl that is a great idea. That is one of my favorite movies. I will have some wine instead. I hope they have Vespas on the other side.

I'm gonna break my watch so we never get there!

HA, show those stinkin' Mayans!

End of the world ? Finally a way to get rid of Justin bieber...

Don't forget the Guide and your BabelFish!

SLEEPER. Awesome.

Don't get me wrong, i'm a big fan...



















...off his death...

The End of the World actually occurred several years ago. This is all an illusion.

I'm pretty sure it ended last week when I got the brilliant idea that vodka would be just the thing for me.

My condolences. Try rum.

Or a Pan Galatic Gargel Blaster at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

.223 ammo is being bought up here on the peninsula.Creepy
I think I'll start my diet on the 21st.

[quote="defector" I hope they have Vespas on the other side.[/quote]

Not only Vespas, but no helmets

Kinda goes like this:

To paraphrase to old "1984" jingle:

It's good to be alive December 25.

I wrangled a date with a couple hot girls and don't need to worry about what my wife says.

Hookers and blow, baby, hookers and blow...

Sitting in my brand new Ferrari...

World is ending, no bills to pay!!

That's how I'm going out.

Hello! Hello! Silver Streak are you still there? You never finished your sentence. Should we be calling someone? Do I need help?

Please do not answer that last question.

If the world ends before 5pm, I'll be screwed. I'm supposed to go into work then, and there's no one else to cover.

I think that is illegal man.

Sounds like either way, you're screwed, though I don't disapprove of your choices.

a) the world ends: you went out happy, but... you're still vapour residue wafting in space;

b) the world doesn't end: the pimp wants his money, you're saddled with a Ferrari you can't afford, you judgment is clouded by cocaine, and your cell phone is is stacking up voicemail messages from the bank, your wife, your mother, your mother-in-law, your dealer, and the pimp.

My money is on the world not ending in our lifetime, based on past experience being a reasonably good predictor of future performance.

You could hedge your bets and still come out a winner: find a couple of willing volunteers instead of the hookers, buy champagne and caviar instead of the blow, and find a hotel room with a view of a Ferrari, or a Ferrari dealership, or a Ferrari billboard. The Ferrari's only value is visual appeal anyway because the ladies will be keeping you busy in ways that preclude driving the car. After all, it's a Ferrari, not a Honda Odyssey.

You're welcome

change the safe word n not tell her ............... it wont matter

As Jess has pointed out on numerous occasions, this is a logical fallacy: "If something hasn't happened by now, it won't happen".

Therefore, the reverse is proven to be true, and the world will end as scheduled.

The post did not go through. Did you try posting something? Is this the beginning of the end?

Soooo.....back to the time. What time? Does anybody know? Is is 21:12, 12:12, 21:21, or is it 12:21? Does anybody know what time?

The end of the world will happen sharply at noon, local time.

So my world will end 3 hours earlier than yours jess. I will try to post at exactly at noon to give the western time zones a heads up...or maybe I will head to Hawaii.

This means that Judy and the rest of the Hawaii MV crew may be the last ones left...

Yes, but the server is here in California, so they won't be able to post about it.

One way to end the NSM thread.

Hmmm... Good to know! The day is drawiing nearer and nearer. I just need a suitable topic and certain amount of controversy involved. And ... pictures!

Note: Did anyone hear back from Silver Streak? His post stopped mid-sentence. I am a concerned for his wellfare.

December 21st....Thats when I finish work for the Christmas holiday.

I hope the world waits to end until I get home at least.

Paulo

With my luck I will be late.

Ooo-woo-ee-ooo

Scritch-scratch, bzzzt, hmmm, pffft... Silver Streak here from the other side (no, not NSM!).

Damn world ended here in mid-sentence.

Don't worry, Max, I'm in a better place. Nobody here calls a Vespa a moped, uses cellphones while driving, or relies on GPS.