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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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analysis of the picture below can tell us a lot about how different people think.

for young men.. its a picture of a lady with a nice ass but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street ...........

the really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong ...........

for older men.. she appears to be a respectable woman.. with a big round ass.. on her way to work ..............

the perverts among them will imagine her naked ..............

wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it ............

for half of the women,, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way ...............

the other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse ...........

older women will imagine the misery that the womans curves will cause by the time she reaches 50 ...............

............... but only children.. the extremely intelligent.. and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
'80 P200E, '76 Primavera 125 ET3. '59 Vespa 150
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I keep scrolling up to see what you are going on about, but all I see is ass.
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Ossessionato
a lambretta or two
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Ossessionato
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a lambretta or two
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A poorly photoshopped blurry dog.
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Hooked
1980 Vespa P200e - 1962 Lambretta TV175 - 1977 Vespa Rally 200 - 1990 Honda S50
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the dog is female because it isn't looking also.... Laughing emoticon
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Mr. Clean
P,SUPER,V90, 50 Special
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I saw the dog right away but moved on to the handbag and thinking about what she might be carrying.
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Molto Verboso
LXS 150
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I'm trying to figure out what year that two-tone beige VW Vanagon is ('82-'85, based on the black plastic inserts in the air intakes -- not enough other visual info to determine whether it's air- or water-cooled). The permanently-mounted curtain in the left-rear window suggests that it has a Westfalia camper interior.

Oh yeah, there's a dog and a woman in the pic.
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1965 Sprint 166, 2008 LXS150
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Vader19 wrote:
I saw the dog right away but moved on to the handbag and thinking about what she might be carrying.
I'm thinking the last of the Twinkies.
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Enthusiast
Vespas
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Location: Australia
 
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Vespas
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Is that from the cover of Abbey Road? Laughing emoticon
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Hooked
1964 V90, 1974 Rally 210, 1974 Primavera 135, 1974 Ciao, 1977 Rally 200, 1982 Bajaj Gopher RE (3 Wheeler)
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1964 V90, 1974 Rally 210, 1974 Primavera 135, 1974 Ciao, 1977 Rally 200, 1982 Bajaj Gopher RE (3 Wheeler)
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Dog driving a "Brick 240 Taxi"...
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'79 P200
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Location: Chicago
 
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I'm thinking, "where's the scooter?"
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Style Maven
'74 50s x3 '87 PK125XL '92 PK50XLS Plurimatic - & - '58 AllState '68 Sprint '66(?) Super125 '72 DanMotor Super150 and '04 Bajaj LML hybrid
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There's an ass? Guess I just couldn't stop staring at that damn dog driving a TAXI!

WOAH! What's up with that? Central Asia or something? Borat, explain please???

Oh, scooter is behind the taxi, see the wheels & the top of the windscreen?
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Petty Tyrant
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WTF? Nobody noticed the owl?
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Style Maven
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You ARE slipping, you only noticed ONE???
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I ass still ass have ass no ass idea ass what ass anyone ass is talking ass about ass.
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
74 Super, 75 Super, PX project, LML off-roader and '66 Blue Badge Smallframe
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74 Super, 75 Super, PX project, LML off-roader and '66 Blue Badge Smallframe
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Suddenly I'm hungry for a peach.
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Hooked
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No matter how hard the kardashians try, I will never find big butts attractive.
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MV Santa
GTS250, 1975 VBC, 1980 P200E cutdown
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I saw the dog but I thought it was a right hand drive car.
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GTS250
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jess wrote:
WTF? Nobody noticed the owl?
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Molto Verboso
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I was thinking that the elderly chick shouldn't be wearing the denim on denim outfit, also I thought she must be gasping because the front of her outfit must be as revealing as the back.......DAYM.....I wish there was a front pic of this hot chola girl. Yeah...we know its a chola girl by the size of her ummmm......hoop earrings!
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Molto Verboso
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SammyM wrote:
Vader19 wrote:
I saw the dog right away but moved on to the handbag and thinking about what she might be carrying.
I'm thinking the last of the Twinkies.
She can have my Ding Dong

Sorry....had to do it.
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Mr. Clean
P,SUPER,V90, 50 Special
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rufio wrote:
SammyM wrote:
Vader19 wrote:
I saw the dog right away but moved on to the handbag and thinking about what she might be carrying.
I'm thinking the last of the Twinkies.
She can have my Ding Dong

Sorry....had to do it.
lol! is right!... good one Rufi... I'm smiling!
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Molto Verboso
'61 GS150Cushman '63 GS160, '74 Primavera, '77 Rally 200,'80 P200E '05 PX150,'13 946,'64 Vyatka VP150,'77 Vyatka-Elektron,'07 GTS250, '63Tula200M
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'61 GS150Cushman '63 GS160, '74 Primavera, '77 Rally 200,'80 P200E '05 PX150,'13 946,'64 Vyatka VP150,'77 Vyatka-Elektron,'07 GTS250, '63Tula200M
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https://www.google.com/search?q=ваз+2105&oe=UTF-8&hl=ru&client=safari&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=R9GyUK-GIsalqQH60YD4BA&biw=1024&bih=672&sei=StGyUMW4HsO7qgHlv4H4DA#
Here is the explanation: the cab is not Volvo, it is Russian Lada 2105. The pictured was taken in russia. the license plate on a car in the left part of the picture is russian. Despite the fact that cars drive on the right side of the road there are a lot of cars imported from Japan, other Asian counties. Lada was also exported to countries where everything upside down such as Great Britain. Many of them were reexported back to Russia. Therefore it could be not a photoshop but just a weird picture from one weird place
I read a joke about one celebrity over there. He was drunk and his friend gave him a ride home. The friend had Japanese car for Japanese market with a steering wheel on the right. They were stopped by a cop who, of course, approached them from the left side. He immediately recognized the actor and said :" what a shame, you are so respected man and you are sitting behind the wheel being drunk!". The actor barely could talk , he said :"behind the wheel?? Look, officer, I don't even have one!" Clown emoticon
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
a not so normal vbb2 '64, a weirdo vbx '86, a not so normal pts100 '82 and a yellow sunshine '74 sprint
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a not so normal vbb2 '64, a weirdo vbx '86, a not so normal pts100 '82 and a yellow sunshine '74 sprint
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now thats a huge earing, suite well with the huge peach Razz emoticon
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