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I met a guy today that used to be the Company Car buyer for an Travelling Circus.

They sacked him but he eventually sued for Fun Fair Dismissal.

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Am I the only non-Brit who can't help humming the Beatles 'She's Leaving Home' for a couple of hours every time Birreh mentions 'the Motor Trade'?
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BITSA you've been a tad lax on yer jokes lately. DOG'S movin in our your territory. Laughing emoticon
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BITSA you've been a tad lax on yer jokes lately. DOG'S movin in our your territory. Laughing emoticon
For the first few months lurking on MV I was convinced Birreh and Bitsa were the same person using two different user accounts.

I'm still not convinced this isn't the case.
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Treppenwitz wrote:
judy wrote:
BITSA you've been a tad lax on yer jokes lately. DOG'S movin in our your territory. Laughing emoticon
For the first few months lurking on MV I was convinced Birreh and Bitsa were the same person using two different user accounts.

I'm still not convinced this isn't the case.
I think you may be on to something! Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
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voneschenbach wrote:
Treppenwitz wrote:
judy wrote:
BITSA you've been a tad lax on yer jokes lately. DOG'S movin in our your territory. Laughing emoticon
For the first few months lurking on MV I was convinced Birreh and Bitsa were the same person using two different user accounts.

I'm still not convinced this isn't the case.
I think you may be on to something! Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
I can state with authority that they've never posted from the same IP address.
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jess wrote:
voneschenbach wrote:
Treppenwitz wrote:
judy wrote:
BITSA you've been a tad lax on yer jokes lately. DOG'S movin in our your territory. Laughing emoticon
For the first few months lurking on MV I was convinced Birreh and Bitsa were the same person using two different user accounts.

I'm still not convinced this isn't the case.
I think you may be on to something! Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
I can state with authority that they've never posted from the same IP address.
Okay, now I'm convinced. But still, there seems to be some kind of cosmic connection between them... like they're two ends of this stereotypical British sitcom continuum. Think 'The Odd Couple', but set in a community about halfway between Kent and Yorkshire. Now that would be entertaining!
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Re: soz billy boy
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this

TERRIBLE joke

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