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Love the bagpipes and find this video hilarious.
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Hey, why not? I liked it. Mrs. Pap said, "I LIKE punk bagpipes. I like any kind of bagpipes."
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I wonder if he does weddings?
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I didn't mean to imply I did anything but love this video.

Best thing I've seen all week. Laughing emoticon
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Oh, now that's impressive.

Love it.
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I want to be his roadie.

Riding him on my scooter, in full regalia to his gigs would be an honor.

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I LOVE it.... Those pipes are HOT man... Hoot man!!!!
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That'll put the fear of Dog in them Sassenachs!
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What's the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

How do you get two bagpipers to play in perfect unison? Shoot one of them.

What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead bagpiper? Skidmarks in front of the snake.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing into it.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer? The country singer might have been on his way to a recording session.
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Not a fan then?
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Oh, damn...... ear worm! I love bagpipes.
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Perfect! Love bagpipes!
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Just to show Scotch whiskey and fire aren't a good combination.
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Oh, this makes me happy.
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Check out the little boy in blue on the left. By the time it's over, he's ready to play the pipes!!
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Definitely out there .....but I luv it 8)
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So, how long have the Scottish bagpipes been around? Must be an ancient instrument...
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Sounds like someone beating a sack full of cats but I like it nonetheless.
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Not a fan then?
I'm actually a huge fan of the bagpipes. I also love bagpipe jokes (or music jokes in general).

How do you know your stage is level? The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

You're locked in a room with Osama bin Ladin, Saddam Hussein and a conductor. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the conductor twice!

What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has horns in front and an asshole in the back.
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What's the difference between a coffin and a cello?

Coffin's got the dead guy on the inside...


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Now I have goal in life....... to grow up and become something a bag piper
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What do true Scottish bagpipers wear under their kilts?

Your wife's lipstick..... Clown emoticon
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