OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote

Syd UTC details Veni, Vidi, Posti GTS300 Super (Mustard) GTS250 Super (Bulger) Joined: UTC Posts: 5262 Location: Tempe, AZ
Syd Veni, Vidi, Posti GTS300 Super (Mustard) GTS250 Super (Bulger) Joined: UTC Posts: 5262 Location: Tempe, AZ	UTC quote Is that the *vintage* Wooden Vespa?

GBaby UTC details Molto Verboso Modern Primavera (not pictured); Moto Guzzi V-85 TT Joined: UTC Posts: 1811 Location: Los Angeles, CA
GBaby Molto Verboso Modern Primavera (not pictured); Moto Guzzi V-85 TT Joined: UTC Posts: 1811 Location: Los Angeles, CA	UTC quote Cool! A scooter made out of toilet paper rolls!

stickyfrog UTC details Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: UTC Posts: 22716 Location: Nashville, Indiana
stickyfrog Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: UTC Posts: 22716 Location: Nashville, Indiana	UTC quote I wonder how many miles it has logged? Positive

jess UTC details Petty Tyrant 0:7 and counting Joined: UTC Posts: 39559 Location: Bay Area, California
jess Petty Tyrant 0:7 and counting Joined: UTC Posts: 39559 Location: Bay Area, California	UTC quote Ahem.

stickyfrog UTC details Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: UTC Posts: 22716 Location: Nashville, Indiana
stickyfrog Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: UTC Posts: 22716 Location: Nashville, Indiana	UTC quote How many toilet paper rolls before the big flush?

jess UTC details Petty Tyrant 0:7 and counting Joined: UTC Posts: 39559 Location: Bay Area, California
jess Petty Tyrant 0:7 and counting Joined: UTC Posts: 39559 Location: Bay Area, California	UTC quote stickyfrog wrote: How many toilet paper rolls before the big flush? The TP awards aren't like karma, and don't have any negative effect. They're just humorously-awarded demerits.

Syntagma UTC details Hooked 150 Super,Fly 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 417 Location: Seattle
Syntagma Hooked 150 Super,Fly 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 417 Location: Seattle	UTC quote No hard breaking while riding on that seat! I'm just imagining sliding forward... ... ow.

CubsKing99 UTC details Ossessionato 2007 Yamaha Vino 125 Joined: UTC Posts: 2715 Location: Geneseo, IL (Quad City area)
CubsKing99 Ossessionato 2007 Yamaha Vino 125 Joined: UTC Posts: 2715 Location: Geneseo, IL (Quad City area)	UTC quote I wouldn't advise riding this to a bonfire...

RavennaAl UTC details Enthusiast Joined: UTC Posts: 75 Location: Michigan
RavennaAl Enthusiast Joined: UTC Posts: 75 Location: Michigan	UTC quote I'm getting a woody just looking at it.

thunderthighs UTC details Addicted P200e Joined: UTC Posts: 535 Location: Vista, CA
thunderthighs Addicted P200e Joined: UTC Posts: 535 Location: Vista, CA	UTC quote Is that a wooden Vespa in your pocket?

OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote More TP???? I guess I'll need to change my name to Jimmy Two Ply....

Boufie UTC details Addicted 2003 ET4 Joined: UTC Posts: 524 Location: Lowerlake, CA
Boufie Addicted 2003 ET4 Joined: UTC Posts: 524 Location: Lowerlake, CA	UTC quote This is what you get when someone has a glue gun, chainsaw and too much time on their hands...

Silver Streak UTC details Veni, Vidi, Posti 2007 Vespa LX 190, 2011 LXV150ie Joined: UTC Posts: 8758 Location: Annapolis, MD, USA
Silver Streak Veni, Vidi, Posti 2007 Vespa LX 190, 2011 LXV150ie Joined: UTC Posts: 8758 Location: Annapolis, MD, USA	UTC quote The "rustic" model...

fledermaus UTC details Veni, Vidi, Posti 2015 GTS 2017 BV 350 Joined: UTC Posts: 12695 Location: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
fledermaus Veni, Vidi, Posti 2015 GTS 2017 BV 350 Joined: UTC Posts: 12695 Location: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin	UTC quote JimmyTwoNutz wrote: More TP???? I guess I'll need to change my name to Jimmy Two Ply.... Did I just see another roll of TP magically appear? Jimmy, you may eventually be the only MV member with more toilet paper rolls than targets!

Raputtak UTC details Ossessionato 2016 GTS 300 Super - red, of course. Joined: UTC Posts: 4755 Location: Hertford, North Carolina
Raputtak Ossessionato 2016 GTS 300 Super - red, of course. Joined: UTC Posts: 4755 Location: Hertford, North Carolina	UTC quote He is barking up the wrong tree. But he is oak-ay.

Mutt The Hoople UTC details Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis
Mutt The Hoople Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis	UTC quote DON'T squeeze the..... Vespa????

nigelthefish UTC details Ossessionato ET2, PX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 3410 Location: Denver CO
nigelthefish Ossessionato ET2, PX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 3410 Location: Denver CO	UTC quote What model is it? GTP.

Arky UTC details Hooked 2012 GTV 300 Joined: UTC Posts: 322 Location: Houston, TX - rural 'burbs
Arky Hooked 2012 GTV 300 Joined: UTC Posts: 322 Location: Houston, TX - rural 'burbs	UTC quote Aha! The very scarce Abe Lincoln Limited Edition Vespa....

Drum Pro UTC details Hooked 2012 Buddy 170i and blue Stella 4T Joined: UTC Posts: 293 Location: So.Cal
Drum Pro Hooked 2012 Buddy 170i and blue Stella 4T Joined: UTC Posts: 293 Location: So.Cal	UTC quote Is that a Vespa for the "Flintstone" generation?....

HoneyBadger UTC details Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA
RIP HoneyBadger Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA	UTC quote Vespa and Kindle release a combined effort. Look for it in a barking lot near you...

OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote I guess you can say.... "I'm on a ROLL"

BVEE UTC details Hooked BV 350 Joined: UTC Posts: 379 Location: Middleton, Wisconsin
BVEE Hooked BV 350 Joined: UTC Posts: 379 Location: Middleton, Wisconsin	UTC quote The speedo has to read in Knots/hr

Paperino UTC details Ossessionato GTS 250 "Audrey" Joined: UTC Posts: 2117 Location: New Harbor, Maine
Paperino Ossessionato GTS 250 "Audrey" Joined: UTC Posts: 2117 Location: New Harbor, Maine	UTC quote That really struck a "cord" with me.

Knight Train UTC details Ossessionato 2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared) Joined: UTC Posts: 4213 Location: San Diego
Knight Train Ossessionato 2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared) Joined: UTC Posts: 4213 Location: San Diego	UTC quote I would be awfully surprised to view that lumbering down the street.

Caroanbill UTC details Addicted GTS300HPE PX150 BMW1200R Joined: UTC Posts: 734 Location: Canberra Australia
Caroanbill Addicted GTS300HPE PX150 BMW1200R Joined: UTC Posts: 734 Location: Canberra Australia	UTC quote I was hoping to add a crap pun, but I'm stumped

Mutt The Hoople UTC details Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis
Mutt The Hoople Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis	UTC quote I am going to alert PETA if that happens to be REAL fir

OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote It's Knot like any scooter I've ever seen.

Mutt The Hoople UTC details Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis
Mutt The Hoople Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis	UTC quote This thread is beginning to go against the grain...

Mutt The Hoople UTC details Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis
Mutt The Hoople Molto Verboso Buddy Pamplona 50cc, Vespa GTV 250ie Joined: UTC Posts: 1519 Location: Saint Louis	UTC quote Now I'm stumped.

HoneyBadger UTC details Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA
RIP HoneyBadger Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA	UTC quote Like the French say, "Tres Bon-fire"

blender UTC details Hooked MP3 400ie Joined: UTC Posts: 125 Location: Madison, WI
blender Hooked MP3 400ie Joined: UTC Posts: 125 Location: Madison, WI	UTC quote Re: I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself.... All I can think of is: Wooden that be a nice ride... I'm logging all the miles I can on this one... Damn! Is that a termite in your carb?

HoneyBadger UTC details Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA
RIP HoneyBadger Molto Verboso MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400 Joined: UTC Posts: 1675 Location: SF Bay/Roseville CA	UTC quote Son of a Birch--- That looks hard on the Ash. Sorry, I'm going out on a limb, but that VeSAP has no trunk.

zombies-nyc UTC details Molto Verboso 2011 GTS300 Super Duper - 2014 Honda CTX700ND Joined: UTC Posts: 1495 Location: The New World
zombies-nyc Molto Verboso 2011 GTS300 Super Duper - 2014 Honda CTX700ND Joined: UTC Posts: 1495 Location: The New World	UTC quote You guys should not make fun of this scoot the owner may be logged on and seeing this.

camper UTC details Molto Verboso lx150 Joined: UTC Posts: 1237 Location: Adrian, Mi
camper Molto Verboso lx150 Joined: UTC Posts: 1237 Location: Adrian, Mi	UTC quote You guys need to branch out.....

camper UTC details Molto Verboso lx150 Joined: UTC Posts: 1237 Location: Adrian, Mi
camper Molto Verboso lx150 Joined: UTC Posts: 1237 Location: Adrian, Mi	UTC quote I believe after he left i saw dust.....

osteopath UTC details Molto Verboso '07 GTS 250ie, '09 MP3 500, '06 Harley Sportster '14 Ural Gear Up Joined: UTC Posts: 1532 Location: San Bruno
osteopath Molto Verboso '07 GTS 250ie, '09 MP3 500, '06 Harley Sportster '14 Ural Gear Up Joined: UTC Posts: 1532 Location: San Bruno	UTC quote Meals on Wheels for termites!

danny*h UTC details Resident Gentleman --------2008 LX150-------- Sold Joined: UTC Posts: 5045 Location: Brady, TX
danny*h Resident Gentleman --------2008 LX150-------- Sold Joined: UTC Posts: 5045 Location: Brady, TX	UTC quote I'm really pining for one of those. If I had one I'd sure be poplar.

OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote danny*h wrote: I'm really pining for one of those. If I had one I'd sure be poplar.

OP JimmyTwoNutz UTC details Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)
OP JimmyTwoNutz Ossessionato LX150, GTS300(black & white), GTS300(red) Joined: UTC Posts: 2467 Location: Menifee, CA. (Land of the Dirt People)	UTC quote Don't ax me why... Yew need to stop with the bad puns.