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I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself....
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danny*h
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I can cedar headlines now: "danny*h maple a life sentence for his bad puns. If only he wood have listened"
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HoneyBadger
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MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400
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Does it take Unleaded Grassoline? When I Firs saw it, I felled Chipper.
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JimmyTwoNutz
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danny*h wrote:
I can cedar headlines now: "danny*h maple a life sentence for his bad puns. If only he wood have listened"
You seemed so Nobel in person. Facepalm emoticon
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I'm rooting for this to never end. I don't want to be Hick'ry, but Jimmy, how's your Aspen? Sorry, I'm a Chestnut.
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RangerAJ
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2011 300GTV
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stickyfrog wrote:
I wonder how many miles it has logged?
Heavy Groan....
But gets Karma from me! Razz emoticon
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Instead of doing waxing it, do you just add another layer of varnish?
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Bklyn_Quattro
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'15 GTS 300 SS
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Wood'nt you rather ride something else?
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CubsKing99
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On the plus side, it wood make it real easy to reshape your seat. Just grab your chainsaw from out of the trunk!
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terryvanman
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you cant fool me,,,thats not a real scooter,,,someone has made it out of old logs with a tree trunk for a seat, and I bet it won't run
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JimmyTwoNutz
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terryvanman wrote:
you cant fool me,,,thats not a real scooter,,,someone has made it out of old logs with a tree trunk for a seat, and I bet it won't run
I bet it wood.
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Knight Train
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2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared)
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wood not?

Perhaps it is a brand that splintered off from a larger more well known one.
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zombies-nyc
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2011 GTS300 Super Duper - 2014 Honda CTX700ND
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I wonder if someone will make a Log-bretta.
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camper
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lx150
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lx150
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This is dumb. I am logging off
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Owie
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Owie
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I bet your exhaust has a real bark.
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I wood definitely use orange oil at your next scheduled maintenance.
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judy
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2007 LX150 Daring Plum Leonardo Da Vespa
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Jimmy if you keep this up you'll need to change your name to JimmyOneNutz. Laughing emoticon
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fledermaus
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All this time and nobody noticed the nice floorboards?
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JimmyTwoNutz
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JimmyTwoNutz
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fledermaus wrote:
All this time and nobody noticed the nice floorboards?
Most likely due to no floormat.... Nerd emoticon
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