Modern Vespa

Post what you sarcastically love.

Does anyone else get a bitter little frisson of spiteful glee when you have to do this:

I love when some idiot won't let me merge and a lane is ending. So I make the "Wrap it up and MOVE!" gesture to them to spur them on their way.

[NSR], but I love when my Masters announce a new service that I know nothing about, and yet I must support. Today.

I love it when you are at the lights and a tosspot in a BMW looks over and revs his engine to race you. Then gets upset when you wave at him through your mirrors....

Some self-proclaimed keeper of fairness paces himself with a truck to keep people from passing in the right lane, which is soon ending due to construction, and I shoot around him on his right. I also love his horn honking and fist shaking and ultimately seeing him stuck in the right lane because he was so intent on letting me know I am number 1.

I love it when people don't follow the right of way.

For example, I'm stopped waiting to turn left or right onto a street with traffic, and someone just stops (where there is no light or stop sign) and waves for me to pull out in front of them.

Yes, I realize you are probably trying to be polite by letting me go, but I can't read your mind. I'm capable of pulling out into traffic when the right of way dictates I can go and when I know it is safe.

A Left lane bandit decides that 65 MPH is the perfect speed on the Interstate

Construction zones, without construction. Wish someone would steal some of those orange barrels.....lol.

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Oh, let me add,

I work in an industrial area where everyone pours out of the parking lots at 5:00 pm. Car & Trucks all race down to the end of the street where you can either turn right or left.

I Love the overly-kind hearted & generous driver in front of me, who stops and waves a row of cars or trucks in ahead of them, so that instead of one or two vehicles ahead of me at the stop sign, I now have about ten.

Way to go!

I love it when I can finish a sentence because I

While cruising at the speed limit, I love when people pass me on no passing two lane roads. Then I can be right behind them waving and smiling at the next light. Twice on the ride home last night - a red Mustang and a huge white truck.

I love it when folks pass in no passing zones,,,,and caught by the cops that seem to come out of nowhere.