Modern Vespa

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/tech/web/spotify-misquoted-lyrics/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Like "2 chickens to paralyze"

I'll bet there's lots more that you know.

My brother used to sing "and she came to me on a submarine...." And I asked him why, and he said the song was "How deep is your love". I never even noticed he had it wrong until we were on a family vacation going to Williamsburg LOL.

And a friend and I BOTH sang " she keeps a motorized shotgun, in her pretty cabinet..." Of course she would, she's a Killer Queen

Check out this video on YouTube:

when she was small, my mum used to think that the Lord's prayer began with the following lines:

'Our father, the jars of heaven, Harold be thy name'

Hall and Oates - I can't go for that, No can do = I can't take a shower no shampoo.

CCR: There's a Bathroom on the Right

Elton Johns "I like Girls". (Island Girl)

One of my favorites:

"blinded by the light... wrapped up like a douche another soda in the night"

There's actually a whole site dedicated to misheard lyrics:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

It is named for the misheard Hendrix line, "scuse me while I kiss the sky"

"Happy as a rafter in the marketplace"
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
"Bingo jet airliner"
"You might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

Ken Lee!

There is actually a word for it: mondegreen

I hear:
Spill the wine, take that girl.

Should be:
Spill the wind take that pearl

There's a man who leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he stays a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes, odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Asian man, secret Asian man. They've given you a number and taken away your name

(Not song related) Come Back Judy / Return of the Jedi

To the tune of Daydream Believer by The Monkees:

Then she sat on my face

She was a golden retriever

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Im in love

with a golden retriever

I couldnt leave her, if I tried

Awwwoooooooooo!!!

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Literal Version

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f03d464867/total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literal-video-version-original

Last I heard was, 'Slow, motion Walter... the fire engine guy' instead of, 'smoke on the water, the fire in the sky'.

Charming to the last.

I knew Manfred Mann would be right at the top!

Dirty jeans and they're dungarees! Dirty jeans and they're dungarees! Dirty jeans and they're dungarees! Dirty jeans and they're dungarees! (As sung by AC/DC)