Modern Vespa

I won't watch anything with Tom Cruise in it, on principle.

+1 with extreme prejudice!!!!

The Man Who Fell To Earth (David Bowie)
Thor
The Royal Tenebaums
Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1
Anything with Jim Carry or Ben Stiller in it

Okay, it's a short list, but I don't watch all that many movies, so hopefully I can still chime in.

Leaving Las Vegas I mean really, a movie about a guy set to drink himself to death? And a hooker that won't quit? And each trying to fix the other? Couldn't handle it, but forced myself to stick it out waiting for the big redeeming moment...which never happened.

Happy Feet Encouraged to tag along with my wife who wanted to take our 3-year-old (at the time) to the movies. Really?....hip-hop singing and dancing penguins? I think I refused any more kid movies at the theater for the next year.

Well that's dredging the very bottom of the list.

Think I'll add Braveheart for gratuitious blood-spurting. Besides, Mel turned out to be a bit of a twerp. And I'll go along with smorris on Jim Carrey....

Paul: Flying sharks? Really? Hmm. Is it a documentary?

Well, I only thought of three; the rest are probably intentionally forgotten. Or maybe I'll add on later.


Birds
dr zhivago
Duel

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aaaggh i had managed to block that movie out of my conscious mind and you've brought it flooding back Deus ex machina ending, anyone?

a few doggos that i can remember:

Blade
Boogie Nights
Inception (anything that involves men in dark suits standing around in virtual environments puts me to sleep pretty much immediately)
Mamma Mia (GAG )

Yeah, I saw it in the theater. Forgot how awful that one is.

I would have to watch Howard the Duck again to see if it is worse than Jurrasic Park II.

ANY horror movie without Vincent Price or not directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

Quadrophenia, #1
Woody Allen movies with two exceptions.
In Bruges
The Green Berets
Last Ounce of Courage

The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (Peter Sellers' last movie... I LOVE Peter Sellers, but his last was unfortunately a real stinker)

The Master (no more interminable close-ups of Joaquin Phoenix's ugly mug, please!)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (so bad it's fantastic!)

Anything else directed by Ed Wood

Fire Walk With Me
The man Who Fell To Earth
Titanic
Roadhouse
Duel of the Tough

Of Human Bondage and Francis. They are both fine films, but they are so depressing to watch. I've seen them both once and will never watch them again.

I can't think of the other three of my bottom five but there are a bunch that I've wished I had never seen. It's just that I feel I have a certain amount of time invested already watching the wretched movie, I may as well finish it. I should have went with my first instinct.

ADD
Walking Tall

1. Intersection - (Sharon Stone/Richard Gere) My memory of this film is, possibly unfairly, tainted by the company I was with. Let's just say that date could have gone better.

2. Any Sci-Fi/fantasy - Bores me to tears

3. Any film where the hero walks nonchalantly toward the camera while a huge explosion happens behind him.

iv) Alvin And The Chipmunks II The Squeakquel - Never take a party of young children for pizza, fill them full of sweets/candy and then try to sit through this movie. Just take my word for it, don't do it. Ever.

5. Dear Mr Hicks - Niche this one.

Titanic
Argo
Crash
Any movie about a superhero
Any movie with Will Ferrell or Steve Carell in it

to this list you can add The Road. that was really draining to watch i had to go and hug my cats when it was over.

Oh, come on!

"Oh hi, Lisa"

Oh I see a number of them I really like on these lists. I';m sure others will feel similarly about mine.

Bridesmaids
Star Wars- all of it. Old trilogy, new trilogy- all of it.
Anything involving the Wayns brothers
Sucker Punch
Music Man/ Meet Me in St. Louis


I'm sure there are others. Really there are just a lot that I dont hate, but didnt love.

In no particular order;

Be Cool (or Get Shorty 2) - dreadful
Waterworld - this stinker made a number of votes on here
caddyshack 2 (unwatchable)
District 9 (felt like I had 2 hours of my life stolen)
Bee movie (Seinfeld, you let us down)

1. Borat- This was the dumbest movie ever made..period. 4 of us started to watch it and within 5 minutes we all looked at each other at the same time and agreed to never speak of it again. If I could punch that guy in the head I think I would. I don't think I ever turned a movie off, at least within 5 minutes of it starting.

2. Grease-Despise it.

3. Red State - Very Disturbing

4. Observe and Report - Its a disgrace to society

5. Madea goes to Jail

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Ha! It's a fine line, I think, whether you buy into a big performance like that. I thought Phoenix was golden in The Master, totally owned it. Whereas in Paul Thomas Anderson's previous flick, There Will Be Blood, I just could not stomach Daniel Day Lewis gurning at the camera for three hours. At all. GTFO Lewis!

You are right Genie, I did see The Road also. It was conveniently forgettable.

I haven't seen "The Master" so I cannot comment, but "There Will Be Blood" was fantastic. If you are going to bash a P.T. Anderson movie, bash "Punch Drunk Love"!

The Road's working title was The Good Old Days.

Bill X

Every Jackass Movie Made

Joe Dirt.

Biker Boyz.

That was a pile of arse.

In fact most bike movies are a special pile of old wank -

Stone

Silver Dream Machine

Torque

Ghost Rider 1 and 2

Bill X

How did I leave

Liztomania and
Barry Lyndon

off of that list??? What was I thinking???

Movies listed are in no particular order, but IMHO are some of the biggest wastes of time, money, and resources known to man. As an added bonus, what makes these films infinitely more annoying to me is that they all reached massive levels of success. The notion that such steaming piles of crap could be worshiped by so many people on this planet truly does make me weep for humanity. I mean, come on, the human mind, spirit, and experience is one of the most powerful forces in the universe. We, the human race, have singled handedly figured out how to split the atom, harnessing the the power of the gods, we have set foot on other celestial bodies, and we have created a global network that is capable of connecting every person that has ever existed to each other and yet these five movies succeeded at the box office:

1. Napolean Dynamite
2. Borat
3. Sharknado
4. Bruno
5. Blair witch project (creativity points for the group of friends that made it, but good googly moogly, it grossed like $200M at the box office?)

Are you crazy??? All the Matrix movies were awesome as was Avatar. And to the person thy mentioned Prometheus....shame on you!!! Another brilliant film

1 - Expendables
2 - Expendables 2
3 - Any Disney film
4 - A Haunting In Connecticut
5 - Way Of The Gun....THE worst film ever!!!!

Any movie that remotely resembles the TV show 'Glee'.

Battlefield earth

Ishtar

Avatar

Attack of the Clones

Ultraviolet

Lost in Translation
Joe vs. the Volcano
Les Miserables (walked out)
Superman (most recent one)
300

Inception - a clever film for people who need everything explained to them five times
Iron Man - laughable cipher of character spends time agonising and then gets into a robo suit for hours.
Judge Dredd - sad, all satire of the original comic removed, replaced by brain dead computer game where everyone dies in a revolting graphic way.

I like a bad film, but it must have a bit of spirit to it. I can't bear watching some highly expensive computer generated piece of violence with a plot so thin you could blow your nose with it. There are tons of stories to tell and make, so when that rubbish which is just cold and expensive, I think, couldn't someone have done something better with this money?

Like Behind the Candlebra. That is brilliant. Cost very little to make, great film.

Pulp Fiction
Never seen it, but I had a flatmate who talked about it incessantly for six months, drove me nuts.

Anything recent by Peter letslethollywoodrewriteourlaws Jackson.

The Piano
The English Patient
Lincoln
Avatar
Out of Africa
Far and Away (and nearly all Cruise movies)


But what do I know. I liked Ishtar.

District 9 was only 112 minutes, although it felt like 4 hours. The only comments I heard about it from other people was they either really hated it or they really loved it, nothing in between.

It wasn't bad, the book has been reclassified from the fiction section to the non-fiction section.

Eraserhead has a place in movie hell all to itself. The damned thing even gives Satan nausea.