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My biggest pet peeve is why is French onion soup made with Spanish onions?!
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Discriminating soap:
This is hands down the best invention I've seen.

And believe me, I know inventions. I study the As Seen On TV aisle.
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Discriminating soap:
Maybe that soap is racist. ROFL emoticon ROFL emoticon Popcorn emoticon Popcorn emoticon
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and finally, NSR - air conditioning on trains that is so damn cold that by the end of a 2 hour journey your lips have turned blue and you've lost the circulation in your hands.
Gah!!!!!! Here in California, this happens EVERYWHERE. It's the middle of summer and 90+ degrees outside, and I have to carry a big sweater everywhere I go.
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Just FYI, typically those who have truly had enough just leave. No drama, no splash, no announcements, just gone. No criticisms intended or implied, just an observation. Fortunately I learned early in my life that NO ONE is irreplaceable, no one. There's always someone in the wings ready to take our place. More often than not, they will do a better job. This is a universal truth. An inescapable reality blurred only by ego.

As FJJasz always quipped, "boys don't smear your lipstick."
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As FJJasz always quipped, "boys don't smear your lipstick."
Help me decipher that one.... is this like getting panties bunched?
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Maybe a bit more pointed. You can hide panties.
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Maybe a bit more pointed. You can hide panties.
Is that icon an illegal (on MV) religious statement or are you quitting the Resident Grump alter-ego in favor of Resident Consoler?
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Maybe a bit more pointed. You can hide panties.
I've had to wear them ever since my wife found them in the glove compartment and I had to answer the question of "Whose are these?"
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I guess we should be glad she didn't find the lipstick.

or your iSanitary.
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I guess we should be glad she didn't find the lipstick.
She didn't look in the tool box.
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As FJJasz always quipped, "boys don't smear your lipstick."
Help me decipher that one.... is this like getting panties bunched?
I always thought lipstick was smeared when making out...

Can I watch?? 8)
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You people are just so....so.....weird.

Must be Friday
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The tubes fit in a labeled solder tube. They never solder.
And you know this how?
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I didn't get caught.
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I didn't get caught.
With lipstick?

Heh. Thankfully, none of the other guys that try (and occasionally succeed) at kissing me have been wearing. Razz emoticon
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You people are just so....so.....weird.

Must be Friday
Speaking of Friday... Time for a beer. 🍻
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I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
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You people are just so....so.....weird.

Must be Friday
Speaking of Friday... Time for a beer. ��
I think we all need one. <<<<CHEERS>>>> -Dan
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I didn't get caught.
With lipstick?

Heh. Thankfully, none of the other guys that try (and occasionally succeed) at kissing me have been wearing. Razz emoticon
Tell them no hickies in visible areas either. 💋
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I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
Some of the best road trips involve getting lost first...
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I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
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Some of the best road trips involve getting lost first...[/quote]

I like that and it is so true, hopefully it will stop raining and allow a nice road trip this weekend.
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LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
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You people are just so....so.....weird.

Must be Friday
Speaking of Friday... Time for a beer. 🍻
Its ALWAYS 5.00 clock somewhere.

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tomjasz wrote:
LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
Anything's kinky until you've tried it....
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tomjasz wrote:
LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
Anything's kinky until you've tried it....
True.
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tomjasz wrote:
LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
Anything's kinky until you've tried it....
It didn't seem kinky until after I tried it...and got caught. Crying or Very sad emoticon
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tomjasz wrote:
LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
Followed by coercion
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tomjasz wrote:
LarryMK wrote:
I have to admit this last part of the thread has just lost me
That was the intent, lipstick for a brief time was the new p i e. Diversion.
Diversion or perversion?
Followed by coercion
Hopefully not desertion
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