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Molto Verboso
GTS 250ie, GTV 250
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MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
AND

The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and scooters
and dated skinny long-legged blond full-breasted women

and hunted and fished and raced cars

and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders
and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans
and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while at work

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank,

AND,,,
ALWAYS,
left the toilet seat, UP.
***The End***
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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T5s
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crap
ive got toilet seat ocd so bought a slow closing lid
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Molto Verboso
2011 GTS300 Super Duper - 2014 Honda CTX700ND
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Molto Verboso
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Cease and desist
Stop telling my life story. Razz emoticon
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
2007 Vespa LX 190, 2011 LXV150ie
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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Re: crap
T5bitza69 wrote:
ive got toilet seat ocd so bought a slow closing lid
He rises to the bait... Laughing emoticon
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Molto Verboso
'05 Vespa Granturismo
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Marriage is supposed to be a 50/50 proposition, but did you ever hear of a wife who left the toilet seat up for her husband?
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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bang
Silver Streak wrote:
He rises to the bait... Laughing emoticon
how??
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
Honda CTX 700 DN Automatic Motorcycle
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FEMALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
AND

The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Princess lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and scooters
and dated anyone from nerds to bodybuilders.

and went skydiving, and scuba diving and hot air ballooning.

and went to animal shelters and adopted what ever animal she wanted

and ate cheetos and chocolate and ice cream and cookie dough for dinner.

and never heard any complaining about loosing her looks, or being a crappy housekeeper.

watched whatever SHE wanted on TV. Bought what SHE wanted with HER money.

and all her friends and family thought she was friggin cool as hell

and she had some money in the bank because women don't get paid as much as men, even if they do the same damn job, but that's okay.

AND,,,
SHE ALWAYS,
left the toilet seat, DOWN, just so the cats wouldn't fall in.

***The End***
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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T5s
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scary
so she a princess?? ..............
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The Host with the Toast
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You made me laugh. . Bitza
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Ossessionato
2016 Vespa GTS 300 i.e. ABS sold, 2010 Vespa GTS 300 ie Super (sold) & 2003 Honda Shadow VT750 ACE (sold) & 2006 Vespa LX150 (sold)
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Ossessionato
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2016 Vespa GTS 300 i.e. ABS sold, 2010 Vespa GTS 300 ie Super (sold) & 2003 Honda Shadow VT750 ACE (sold) & 2006 Vespa LX150 (sold)
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Re: crap
Silver Streak wrote:
T5bitza69 wrote:
ive got toilet seat ocd so bought a slow closing lid
He rises to the bait... Laughing emoticon
... Then softly lowers ....
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Ossessionato
2016 Vespa GTS 300 i.e. ABS sold, 2010 Vespa GTS 300 ie Super (sold) & 2003 Honda Shadow VT750 ACE (sold) & 2006 Vespa LX150 (sold)
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2016 Vespa GTS 300 i.e. ABS sold, 2010 Vespa GTS 300 ie Super (sold) & 2003 Honda Shadow VT750 ACE (sold) & 2006 Vespa LX150 (sold)
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If the car racing prince meets the scuba diving princess, will sparks fly?
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Moto Giro Titan
2009 GTS 250 Super Lucrezia Borgia, 2013 Ducati Hyperstrada, Little Big Red,2020 Zero SR/S, Zeus, Electric Dragon
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Moto Giro Titan
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2009 GTS 250 Super Lucrezia Borgia, 2013 Ducati Hyperstrada, Little Big Red,2020 Zero SR/S, Zeus, Electric Dragon
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Two great fairy tales! Thanks!
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
2007 Vespa LX 190, 2011 LXV150ie
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Posts: 8756
Location: Annapolis, MD, USA
 
Veni, Vidi, Posti
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Re: bang
T5bitza69 wrote:
Silver Streak wrote:
He rises to the bait... Laughing emoticon
how??
You were being trolled for, and you couldn't ignore the bait.
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saggezza di scala
2009 'Burma Shave' Red GTS 250ie
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Location: Israel
 
saggezza di scala
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2009 'Burma Shave' Red GTS 250ie
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I put the seat AND the lid down when I'm done. Hey, if I have to work, so does she!
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
T5s
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Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country
 
Veni, Vidi, Posti
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T5s
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b'lend
exactly why i got a slow close ... one tap n walk ....

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