Modern Vespa

MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
AND

The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and scooters
and dated skinny long-legged blond full-breasted women

and hunted and fished and raced cars

and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders
and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans
and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while at work

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank,

AND,,,
ALWAYS,
left the toilet seat, UP.
***The End***

ive got toilet seat ocd so bought a slow closing lid

Stop telling my life story.

He rises to the bait...

Marriage is supposed to be a 50/50 proposition, but did you ever hear of a wife who left the toilet seat up for her husband?

how??

FEMALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
AND

The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Princess lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and scooters
and dated anyone from nerds to bodybuilders.

and went skydiving, and scuba diving and hot air ballooning.

and went to animal shelters and adopted what ever animal she wanted

and ate cheetos and chocolate and ice cream and cookie dough for dinner.

and never heard any complaining about loosing her looks, or being a crappy housekeeper.

watched whatever SHE wanted on TV. Bought what SHE wanted with HER money.

and all her friends and family thought she was friggin cool as hell

and she had some money in the bank because women don't get paid as much as men, even if they do the same damn job, but that's okay.

AND,,,
SHE ALWAYS,
left the toilet seat, DOWN, just so the cats wouldn't fall in.

***The End***

so she a princess?? ..............

You made me laugh. . Bitza

... Then softly lowers ....

If the car racing prince meets the scuba diving princess, will sparks fly?

Two great fairy tales! Thanks!

You were being trolled for, and you couldn't ignore the bait.

I put the seat AND the lid down when I'm done. Hey, if I have to work, so does she!

exactly why i got a slow close ... one tap n walk ....

if ya see a thread wi ya name on ya look .... if someone calls ya dont ya answer??