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2013 GTV 300 ie "Victoria" Concept 2 Model D "River of Pain"
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2013 GTV 300 ie "Victoria" Concept 2 Model D "River of Pain"
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea" she replied, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good" she replied, "get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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1991 Vespa T5 Pole Position, 2008 Vespa S 125, 2023 Piaggio MP3 300HPE Sport
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Molto Verboso
ET3 & PX150 & GTS 300 Super Sport MY23 & Yamaha Neo's electric
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He leers, "Honey, let's change positions tonight."
She says, "Great. You'll do the ironing and I'll sit on the couch and fart."
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
2007 LX150 2015 GTS (on the bench) 2017 BV 350
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