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Molto Verboso
2013 GTV 300 ie "Victoria" Concept 2 Model D "River of Pain"
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2013 GTV 300 ie "Victoria" Concept 2 Model D "River of Pain"
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An American doctor is visiting a hospital in Scotland. He approaches a patient who starts quoting poetry; "My love is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June". Another one is walking around screaming "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley." A third walks up to the doctor and shouts "Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks
To murder men and gie God thanks."

The doctor asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?" His host replies, "This is our Burns Unit."
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
2007 LX150 2015 GTS (on the bench) 2017 BV 350
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Got it...and I barely know Burns!
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He could have gone up a floor where every one had Frost Bite... R
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