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walked down to the shop for milk n the wind was flappin me beard about like a rudder turning me head ..... maybe i shoulda worn me lid
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Wear a condom!
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lol

were da video?
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SubEtherBASS wrote:
Wear a condom!
Don't want to do that - it will act like a sail. Laughing emoticon
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This may be a 'reach' but I think you need to tie a line onto that beard of yours. Turn your head a little bend your knees and let calypso do the work, tacking as you go.
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I seem to recall that when the bad weather threatened you were bring rather snotty about not having to go anywhere except the pub and some light grocery shopping. It seems as though pride cometh before a Fall. Bitza tempted the gods and neither helmet nor condom will save him. Enjoy the beard tug.
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too much cheese?
had a weird dream last night .... was out on rollerskates letting the wind blow my beard while my son sat on my back steering with my ears .... think is i have no balance so i couldnt get over the fact i was skating but the rest seemed quite normal .... even if my son is 22
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