Modern Vespa

...that she HATES April 1st. She is a middle school teacher.

Mine too!!

Physical Science

I think she will have a much better day if she allows her inner child out to play one day a year.

It was a joke on her part, Heinlein. This is part of her sense of humor and just her way of letting me know that tradition is still alive and well at her school. You know, "prank the teacher all day long," or do you? She has no problems with her inner child. I'll be happy to pass along your advice, though. Thanks.

That has to be a real hoot on a day like this!

An easy day to hate. A lot of victims of idiots in a single day. Just once in my life and I'll never forget it. A 10,000 gallon Jet-A spill on my shift, that didn't happen. Unforgettable.

I'm guessing you never managed a classroom?

Sorry about my assumption (Doh it is April fools). I do know people who really do feel that way though.

No need to pass along my unasked for and unwanted advice.

So true.

My grandmother, an uncle, several aunts, cousins, sister, and niece have; but you're right I'm not suited for the job.

Too late, I already did. She gave you a "D-"

My daughter and her classmates (year/Grade10) had the dreaded Beep Test in PE (Gym) class yesterday.
The whole class lined up, the test commenced, they ran the first length and carried on over the line and out the gym door.
They jogged around the gym and came back in ready to do it properly a minute or so later. Apparently the PE teacher took it very well.