Modern Vespa

Some friends and I were asked to leave Caesars Palace once. It *might* have been the result of one of us calling "Out of bounds!" at every throw of the dice.

Got thrown out of a Mod night during the last ten minutes for dancing in my parka back in '80-81. Bounced off every wall on the way up the stairs by the Neanderthal bouncer.

Happy days!

As teenager in 1968, nuns escorted me from Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.
I had a head covering and was appropriately respectful.
Guess they didn't keep up with Carnaby Street fashions. Or they were jealous of my long legs.

I was told I was being 'unruly' when I walked into my local VFW wearing a NY Yankees hat, I hadn't even said a single word yet.
It happens that it was during the World Series when the Yankees were playing the phillies, the room was a 'sea' of Phillies red. I was 'asked' to step out side and 'rethink' things.....

Amazing that all those vets were wearing their hats indoors. Here most hats are put on the rack, where they belong. I'm a back pocket indoors man myself.

99 44/100% of the time I remove my 'cover' within moments of walking indoors, I just hadn't yet..
Yes, it too irks me when men do not take their hats off indoors, worse yet when the hat is worn backwards or otherwise askew.

LMAO...I did the same to a friend that was mentally impaired with Tupperware.

BTW: how do you stack this crap in the cabinet?

February of about 1994 back in Frankfurt. Fasching (carneval) in one of the applewine restaurants. At some point, I felt like I had to dance on the table, which was far from the bar counter. But they had strong water guns and shot me off the table. Got me sober again quickly and a good time was had for the rest of the day.

Then, twice banned on MV. No FB, so nothing to report from there.

Excellent posts,

10 years ago I was in a bar called Chicago's, it's a sad and wrong place. However, as a happy drunk I decided to share the nights joy by shouting 'boo!' to a bouncer drinking coffee with his back to me. I woke up with carpet burns on my forehead. Last time I ever drank too much.

yeh. ive been kicked out of four or five pubs, one of the kick outs involved me breaking a bone in my hand which made it very painful to ride home the next day (i didnt punch anyone)

and our entire scooter club has been banned from a certain caravan park

I was escorted out of a hospital by a very nervous security guard after punching my brother in the waiting room (he deserved it).