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2009 Piaggio mp3 500ie "Ephie"

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Olestra

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2009 Piaggio mp3 500ie "Ephie"

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froggieposition wrote:

LC353 wrote:

vyatka wrote:

Bill Dog wrote:

Being stung in the balls by a wasp.

Bill xxx

Hitting yourself hard in the balls after Being stung in the balls by a wasp.

I think I see a trend developing here.
Is this turning into one of those things where everything listed is followed by "...in the balls."? (Except Miss froggie's childbearing experience of course.)

Childbirth... In the balls.

Reminds me of how fortune cookies are always "...in bed" after the fortune.

wife and I always append "...with corpses" gives horror and humor in one go.

Nomad68 UTC details Molto Verboso Honda GB350S - not a scooter Joined: UTC Posts: 1152 Location: High Wycombe UK
Nomad68 Molto Verboso Honda GB350S - not a scooter Joined: UTC Posts: 1152 Location: High Wycombe UK	UTC quote Re: ball flick T5bitza69 wrote: Nomad68 wrote: Having electrodes attatched to your genitals and then being flogged senseless with a knotted rope? that sounds fantastic ..... where do you go for said procedure Currently this is only available in my head, I haven't seen it anywhere else

fleece UTC details Ossessionato 1991 Vespa T5 Pole Position, 2008 Vespa S 125, 2023 Piaggio MP3 300HPE Sport Joined: UTC Posts: 4403 Location: Staffordshire England
fleece Ossessionato 1991 Vespa T5 Pole Position, 2008 Vespa S 125, 2023 Piaggio MP3 300HPE Sport Joined: UTC Posts: 4403 Location: Staffordshire England	UTC quote kicking a tap.. my old gaffa (RIP) used to have a saying: "that's the worst thing you can do that is.." "what?" "wiping your arse on a broken bottle" he was an ex-con, i never asked if he'd had it done..

bulivye UTC details Hooked '01 ET4 Joined: UTC Posts: 384 Location: chicago, IL USA
bulivye Hooked '01 ET4 Joined: UTC Posts: 384 Location: chicago, IL USA	UTC quote Re: ball flick Nomad68 wrote: T5bitza69 wrote: Nomad68 wrote: Having electrodes attatched to your genitals and then being flogged senseless with a knotted rope? that sounds fantastic ..... where do you go for said procedure Currently this is only available in my head, I haven't seen it anywhere else well, there is that scene from Casino Royale...poor Daniel Craig.

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Nomad68

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Re: ball flick

bulivye wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

T5bitza69 wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

Having electrodes attatched to your genitals and then being flogged senseless with a knotted rope?

that sounds fantastic ..... where do you go for said procedure

Currently this is only available in my head, I haven't seen it anywhere else

well, there is that scene from Casino Royale...poor Daniel Craig.

Im proud to say I have never seen an entire James Bond film, just bits and pieces.....

But I might search for this scene

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2010 GTS 300 Super & 2015 Kawasaki Concours 1400 ABS

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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."

froggieposition

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2010 GTS 300 Super & 2015 Kawasaki Concours 1400 ABS

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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."

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Re: ball flick

Nomad68 wrote:

bulivye wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

T5bitza69 wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

Having electrodes attatched to your genitals and then being flogged senseless with a knotted rope?

that sounds fantastic ..... where do you go for said procedure

Currently this is only available in my head, I haven't seen it anywhere else

well, there is that scene from Casino Royale...poor Daniel Craig.

Im proud to say I have never seen an entire James Bond film, just bits and pieces.....

But I might search for this scene

Lol. I am not sure how I feel about this.

Nomad68

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Molto Verboso

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Nomad68

Molto Verboso

Honda GB350S - not a scooter

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Location: High Wycombe UK

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Re: ball flick

froggieposition wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

bulivye wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

T5bitza69 wrote:

Nomad68 wrote:

Having electrodes attatched to your genitals and then being flogged senseless with a knotted rope?

that sounds fantastic ..... where do you go for said procedure

Currently this is only available in my head, I haven't seen it anywhere else

well, there is that scene from Casino Royale...poor Daniel Craig.

Im proud to say I have never seen an entire James Bond film, just bits and pieces.....

But I might search for this scene

Lol. I am not sure how I feel about this.

Just close your eyes and pretend it didn't happen

T5bitza69 UTC details Veni, Vidi, Posti T5s Joined: UTC Posts: 17005 Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country
RIP T5bitza69 Veni, Vidi, Posti T5s Joined: UTC Posts: 17005 Location: The West Of Yorkshire ... Gods Country	UTC quote bang on LC353 wrote: you never hear a guy say 'I think I might like another kick in the balls some day'. Just sayin. jason manford 2007

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