Modern Vespa

You just sit on it while waving a cowboy hat.

You open the bottom and a bunch of rodeo clowns run out.

Today I passed a mostly unmarked stainless steel tanker truck on the Washington Beltway.

The only lettering on the tank was this inscription in relatively small block letters:

Inedible
Pet Food

Got me wondering if someone actually feeds their pets inedible food -- or perhaps -- was it full of food for inedible pets?

very very good

Are their pets that are inedible?

I would say mine is close. Very fatty. If lazy is a flavor he is it.

sorry came up with this after the computer was off

bet it really moooves

My cat has lots of inedible food, he thinks. He changes his tune when its still there the next day.

Crappy pet food is made from non-human consumable meats. The terms are dead, dying, and diseased. It has even been recorded that animals from shelters (with their flea collars on them) have been ground up to be used for pet food. These would be most any pet food found in department stores like Walmart and the like.

I don't think that I would want to store anything with this company.

You mean the udder one?

Bull? Udder?

Don't milk the bull. That's not a teat

A garbage truck was apparently not closed on top when I left work today and I was dodging flying trash on my bike. Then I noticed it was turning on to the freeway in front of me and I slowed WAY down... fortunately the cars behind me seemed to understand and didn't mind queuing up behind me. Once it hit highways speeds it was a minor blizzard of loose trash. Fortunately I was able to buzz buy him. I tried to make gestures to him to represent flying garbage but I don't think I got through.
Luckily I stayed in front of him the rest of the ride.

Saw 2 young males on mopeds up ahead and i saw the one guys head going up and down (potholes like a minefield on that stretch ). Thought his shocks were toast. So when i get closer i see that his right side panel and muffler are barely on. Every time he hit a bump it almost came off. We were going 10mph max because of traffic and lights. I got way ahead of him because as sure as i'm typing this,if he hits a bump at speed, somebodies going to have a muffler and side panel either in their windshield or upside the head. He went by 2 cops who were standing in the middle of the road while guys were fixing the sewer lines.

We took the Fly to the Brewery for a growler fill yesterday. Met this Wolf at the bar. Yes, it is a full wolf, the wife asked if he is friendly, the owner said, not today.

Saw this last night not wierd, just cool.

Saw a cooker laying on the highway this afternoon.

Right in lane 2.

Weird.

Bill xxx

Was he drunk or just napping?

He looked a bit smashed.

Bill x

My butt fruit

I like butt fruit and I can not lie..........

This one looks like a granny butt. I know this. Naked granny's gravitate to me in the gym for conversation. I am a granny butt aficionado

Me dressed up as Fred flimsy one,shoes, hair and all eating Mexican food at my local restaurant. number 47 on my scavenger hunt. plus nobody really noticed. I love Hawaii

The view I woke up to

I see your butt fruit, and raise you my arse potato.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5642579

I keep seeing these on 9gag and I really want them...

On the way to work I spotted two guys in full ski gear on roller blades with tires tied to the back of each man.

Training? or just strange.....hmmmmm

Just another 'too damn hot' day at the zoo....

Local gym "workout"

That's chess. One guy shoes off, snacks, drinks etc. They are there for the long haul

Arse Potato.

Love that.

Bill x

I had a little giggle to myself

Yeah put me down for that.

Bill x

Saw another weave at an intersection.

Yes i said "another". That is the second weave, toupee, merkin or gross-ass fake hair thing I have seen in the last month. Pulled up at a stop light, looked down and was totally... "WTF?!?!"

Twice in a month!

Good lord.

We call those Tumble weaves and they are usually found in the ghetto.

Tumble Weaves....

(...still disturbing)

Today I regret not having my phone and its camera while on my morning walk because I saw two things.

The first thing I saw, in the city of Tacoma, was a Peacock sitting on the utility lines. I don't know where it came from but I think it was close to home.

The second thing was a bloody tee shirt with what appeared to be a bullet hole in it, yes I moved it with a stick to look at it.