Modern Vespa : The "weird shit I saw today" thread

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stickyfrog Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:56:22 +0000 Posts: 22524 Location: Nashville, Indiana	Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:19:30 +0000 quote Scutrbrau wrote: stickyfrog wrote: Nothing weird to report today. That's got to be a first for Florida. Yes and the lack of weirdness is continuing today. We must be slipping.

caschnd1 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:22:51 +0000 details Grumpy Biker 1980 Vespa P200e (sold), 2002 Vespa ET4 (sold), 1949 Harley-Davidson FL Joined: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:56:36 +0000 Posts: 5198 Location: Sparks, Nevada, USA
caschnd1 Grumpy Biker 1980 Vespa P200e (sold), 2002 Vespa ET4 (sold), 1949 Harley-Davidson FL Joined: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:56:36 +0000 Posts: 5198 Location: Sparks, Nevada, USA	Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:22:51 +0000 quote rkcoker wrote: Yes! I know she got it. She's from Britain which is where Mercia is/was! Making a sly attempt at a dry joke. \/\/hatevah! Do you expect me to get that dry humor? I'm Merican... HELL YEAH! <<< see how that works?

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:35:04 +0000 quote

caschnd1 wrote:

rkcoker wrote:

froggieposition wrote:

I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs

Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.

I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

Here are graphic representations...

Haha. Yes. So much bacon and flip flops.

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:00:20 +0000 quote

caschnd1 wrote:

rkcoker wrote:

froggieposition wrote:

I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs

Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.

I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

The Brits on here seem to favor "Merkin," which to me means a pubic wig (look it up).

How insulting!

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:31:35 +0000 quote

Silver Streak wrote:

caschnd1 wrote:

rkcoker wrote:

froggieposition wrote:

I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs

Sorry, love, you misspelled Mercian.

I'm pretty sure she got it right... you take American... drop the "A" and you have "Merican". For effect saying "Mericans" should be followed by a "Hell YEAH!" or "HooEeey!".

The Brits on here seem to favor "Merkin," which to me means a pubic wig (look it up).

How insulting!

We are all beer swilling, cut of jeans wearin, giant truck driving, bandanas and plaid shirt wearing..... Pubic wigs....

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:47:00 +0000 quote

Treppenwitz wrote:

My company makes the satellites and launch vehicles for my country's space program. We also run the ground control station once they are in orbit.

I watched the launch of our 10th Satellite early yesterday.

The 'weird shit' part of it was that I watched it being launched westward; the opposite direction of every other satellite launch in the world.

Every other space capable country in the world launches their rockets eastward to take advantage of the earth's rotation. Since we don't want to raise tensions with any of our neighbors to the east, we launch in the opposite direction (west towards the Mediterranean, just south of Aviator47's house) - using a MUCH more powerful rocket engine - to escape the grip of earth's gravity.

Truth be told, it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Big rocket engines make for some really cool viewing!!!

We had a great Atlas V launch today at (Kennedy / Cape Canaveral). Whew, it did go East!

Check out the launch....Just as Trepp says, these are awesome!

http://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2014/04/10/atlas-v-spy-satellite-blast-off-from-cape-canaveral/7553307/

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:56:58 +0000 quote

Treppenwitz wrote:

My company makes the satellites and launch vehicles for my country's space program. We also run the ground control station once they are in orbit.

Honestly Trep, I swear you're a long lost brother out there or something.

I work at ILRS/VLBI out here, but until just recently also maintained antennas for Universal Space Network, Swedish Space Corp, NASA, etc, at their sites here.

And yeah, launching west IS weird (although understandable).

Oh, yeah, back to the thread.
Yesterday I saw a little 2 yr old kid sitting in a special little kids chair, like a high-chair thing with a special seat belt, even had his own small handlebars that twisted too! Why is that weird?
It was on the back of his dad's Road King Hoggley taking off from the lights!
You would think if the bloke could afford a great big Hoggley he could afford a tin top to cart around his boy........

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DaveLX Molto Verboso 2016 Piaggio BV-350 Joined: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:50:05 +0000 Posts: 1879 Location: Virginia, USA, from London, England	Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:03:57 +0000 quote Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him. The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous. This was near Wentworth Golf Course.

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:09:06 +0000 quote

Not so much "weird" as "funny". At lunch... we were approaching a spacious parking spot when a SUV flew around the corner and snagged it before we were committed. No problem, we took a different spot. Four of us unloaded from the car and walked past the SUV, who's driver was making her 3rd attempt at getting parked. This was a very large space! It should have been an easy park.

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stickyfrog Moderatus Rana MP3 250 and 2 MP3 500s Joined: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:56:22 +0000 Posts: 22524 Location: Nashville, Indiana	Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:11:35 +0000 quote DaveLX wrote: Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him. The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous. This was near Wentworth Golf Course. Today's winner.

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Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:14:53 +0000 quote

stickyfrog wrote:

DaveLX wrote:

Riding along the A30 today, I saw a naked white man being followed by a black man who was carrying his clothes and just kinda jogging along behind him.

The naked dude had the biggest penis I've ever seen. Seriously, that thing was bigger than a babies arm. Ridiculous.

This was near Wentworth Golf Course.

Today's winner.

I feel special.

What's really weird is that I was riding a Yamaha YBR and not my LX. Now that is weird.

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DaveLX Molto Verboso 2016 Piaggio BV-350 Joined: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:50:05 +0000 Posts: 1879 Location: Virginia, USA, from London, England	Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:32:19 +0000 quote fleece wrote: I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped Moped?!! That's outrageous! It's a proper motorcycle! (Hence it's really freakin' weird)

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 01:12:34 +0000 quote

DaveLX wrote:

Photos or it doesn't count... We all know men and their measurements.

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lomunchi Veni, Vidi, Posti 2020 Honda NC750DCT ABS Joined: Mon, 06 Feb 2006 18:26:33 +0000 Posts: 6918 Location: Maple Grove, MN	Fri, 11 Apr 2014 01:16:38 +0000 quote froggieposition wrote: I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs Texans are also bigger than most 'mercans. Did you notice all the fast food places in that state!?

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 01:48:16 +0000 quote

lomunchi wrote:

froggieposition wrote:

I people watched in Houston airport. I completely understand how Mericans are stereotyped from these oddballs

Texans are also bigger than most 'mercans. Did you notice all the fast food places in that state!?

I did notice the rounder shapes overall. I don't inserts the jeans tucked in the cowboy boots. That was a bit odd.

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 02:49:06 +0000 quote

DaveLX wrote:

LMFAO

I was in a men's locker room hotel spa hot tub once when what you describe came swinging at me. I was gone before his first toe hit the water.

Crying here...

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 07:33:34 +0000 quote

froggieposition wrote:

DaveLX wrote:

Photos or it doesn't count... We all know men and their measurements.

I've nothing to brag about - it wasn't my penis!

Besides, taking photos whilst messing around with throttle and clutch would surely be irresponsible. Probably dangerous too.

I told my wife the story and her response was "so wait a minute, the white guy had the huge penis??"

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:11:39 +0000 quote

DaveLX wrote:

fleece wrote:

I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped

Nice penis. You should be in porn.

DaveLX and Fleece meet for first time after the 'Nice Penis' comment..

Fleece: coughs
DaveLX: See that Bears game last week?
Fleece: Yeah. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.
DaveLX: Bears got a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way.

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Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:32:37 +0000 quote

fleece wrote:

DaveLX wrote:

fleece wrote:

I was jogging down the A30 with my mate Morgan Freeman when I saw this geezer nearly crash his Yamaha moped

Nice penis. You should be in porn.

You've gone from penis to bears.

Dude.....

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Syd Ossessionato GTS300 Super (Heinz) GTS250 Super (Bulger) Joined: Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:43:22 +0000 Posts: 4578 Location: Tempe, AZ	Fri, 11 Apr 2014 19:11:06 +0000 quote My life is so bland...

caschnd1 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:15:41 +0000 details Grumpy Biker 1980 Vespa P200e (sold), 2002 Vespa ET4 (sold), 1949 Harley-Davidson FL Joined: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:56:36 +0000 Posts: 5198 Location: Sparks, Nevada, USA
caschnd1 Grumpy Biker 1980 Vespa P200e (sold), 2002 Vespa ET4 (sold), 1949 Harley-Davidson FL Joined: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:56:36 +0000 Posts: 5198 Location: Sparks, Nevada, USA	Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:15:41 +0000 quote Syd wrote: My life is so bland... It must be the location. I think it's too hot to sit on the concrete naked in Arizona. Even on the 11th of April.

DaveLX Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:17:04 +0000 details Molto Verboso 2016 Piaggio BV-350 Joined: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:50:05 +0000 Posts: 1879 Location: Virginia, USA, from London, England
DaveLX Molto Verboso 2016 Piaggio BV-350 Joined: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:50:05 +0000 Posts: 1879 Location: Virginia, USA, from London, England	Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:17:04 +0000 quote Disney wrote: I saw this on my way to my 2nd shift of the day. I passed by the front and he was talking gibberish... "Why am I naked?". While he was asking himself that question, he was still in the process of undressing himself. Is that fleece?

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