Modern Vespa

Right next to the disabled spot...

Is it the pub or farm car park owned by Jeremy Clarkson by any chance?

I grew up in a rural community. Tractors are important equipment. I can see that in certain places.

You can tell I grew up in the country because I actually have a favorite tractor.

Wow! That is way too fast for a tractor

If a tractor ever needed a roll cage, it's this one.

I can't believe he didn't roll it a few times. I couldn't tell if it had wheel weights or not; they would help with stability.

So one might think, but no. It was at the Anchor inn Tideswell.
https://www.theanchortideswell.co.uk/
Very welcoming pub.🙂

Looks very homely indeed, not visited Tideswell yet but I expect I will one day.

I hope they had something better than Madri on tap?

Can't remember what I settled on, but it was one of the three real ales. I'm not a fan of the sparkler device though, it seems to crush all 'mouth' from the beer.

Hythe Church Crypt.

Too obvious for the "Where am I" thread:

Apparently there is also a Bland, New South Wales, Australia.

Wonder what sporting team mascots Dull, Boring, and Bland would have.

One guy almost made it out...

Nothing beats Dildo.

Shit it's copywritten isnt it.

New books at the library:

I have always been firmly in the camp of being accepting and respectful of everyone regarding who they are. Race, ethnicity, country of origin, disability ...

But if you're a guy who chooses to wear Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots, you have made a conscious decision and that choice gives me permission to laugh. Face tattoos? I can laugh at you. Walking around Walmart in a unitard? I will laugh. Men's belted sweaters? I may or may not have one, but I will still laugh at you (while secretly understanding their practicality and comfort).

And these people. It's been a while back I saw this, but something reminded me of it this weekend.

Yes, I am laughing.

And I thought that I had some issues.

However, everyone needs a Hobby.......Horse.

In other News,

Brand New Motorcycles being advertised as "Stock" in Dealerships on Ebay.

Ring them up and you can't have it until it arrives in 3 months time.

Very weird.

That looks like a great way to stay in shape. Too much work for me. I'll stick with my roadbike. She gets an A for the outfit and I love how she can care less what other people think. Strange activity for sure.

Do you qualify if you turn up with a broom ?

Well, if you can't afford the stable fees for a hobby horse, you could always fall back on Prancercising.

Joan Collins called and she wants her shoulder pads back.

Makes me feel so very non creative just going to the gym 3 days a week.

OFG

I've got Linda Evans on hold.

*copyrighted

No powered rides allowed!

Not exactly weird, but not all that common in our back yard during daylight hours. A 167 pound bear was hit and killed by a car a couple of days ago, on a nearby street. I wonder what this guy weighs.

No camels were harmed in the making of this video.

Isn't that a Ramones song? Hey! Ho! Dildo

That's expensive.

Today I bought a 2012 Honda Crossrunner 800.

That was pretty weird.

It would be weird just to put eyes on one as they are like Unicorns over here.

…also file under 'cheering me up.'

Yeah, they weren't great sellers as they are just a retirement home version of the VFR but I was looking for a winter hack that I wasn't going to be too precious about.

The owner of the dealership was sniffing around the red BMW for himself as his wife hates the pillion seat on his GS.

A possum (or rodent?) tapping their helmet 🚓.

Sadly on the return lap they were wet, guessing they'll take it off to dry it.

Weird times.

The Red BMW gets sold for its asking price.

The Crossdresser is going to have some remedial paint work before I collect it.

The Blue BMW will return from its 9 month stay at the workshop next week.

Was she pregnant?

SHE WAS JUST VISITING HER AUNT.

AI at it's best 🤦‍♂️