Modern Vespa

I saw a mole trying to cross the road. He was floundering like a fish on his fat belly, so I turned the Vespa round to rescue him from becoming mole pizza. When I picked him up to put him in the hedgerow, I was surprised how strong the little critter was!

I would've questionned him as to his choice of going over the road instead of under it, but I don't speak Molish.

Recycling?

Love you for doing that.

You got THAT close??

Sticky, do you find yourself dodging frogs in the road after a warm rain? I hate it. Lol. Killing brethren is against my nature.

I do. I slow way down whether on the scoot or in the cage. But I will save most anything from a rattler to a turkey.

This afternoon I saw two people having sex right on the beach.

I had to...

That's pretty much it, but I was carrying a surfboard...

Awesome (the surfing part). I always wanted to learn.

do I want to turn right or left?

The crazy State of Florida huh ?

Missing it right now.

Bill x

Saw a turtle crossing the road, first one in a long time. Not much traffic, but had just read about the numbers of squished turtles on the roads and decided to give him/her a hand. Made a U-turn with the scooter, stopped, and approached...it's amazing how much scraping and clanking they do crawling on asphalt.

Got it off into the rushes and went on my merry way.

I had to make do with a Mole

You don't see many Turtles in Staffordshire

Good on ya Fleece. I brought a injured one home when i was a kid. He lived. I avoid animals. We don't have to many. Myna birds get on my last nerve tho. I rescued this guy the other week. Found him laying on his side out cold on my steps. Thought a cat had gotten him but i think he crashed into my window and knocked himself out. I got to hold and pet him for 15min. He looked right at me and flew away. Pretty cool.

He looks like an Angry Bird Judy

He does but he looked stoned.

I used to have a harness for my iguana. I miss that little (5' tip to tail) guy.

Summer is coming, get yourself a board and hit the beach!

So i meet my friend for lunch and she gets a call about a bad smell coming from one of her rental properties and lots of flies. i say "dead person" she laughs. We go to the property and i have my window down and yup dead person. The lady who rents it is our age (60). I say again she's dead. Nope my friend didn't believe me. So in we go. Told her to call 911 before we went it. Once you smell death you know. She did but reluctantly. To her credit she didn't puke and yes the poor lady was dead. About a week. I've been telling her for years to get contact info on her rental agreements (i do for the gang out here). She has no contact info. Lady was a hoarder also. Not everyday you find a dead person.

Was her TV tuned to Fox News ? That would bore me to death.

I saw a guy who'd pulled over with a puncture a few days ago but he was stripping off as I drove by.

That was weird.

Bill xxx

Strange thing I saw yesterday, a black London taxi driving around in Maryland. I couldn't get a photo because it passed opposite direction. I had a good laugh. Wonder if it's doors auto lock as it accelerated. Lol

Driving crosstown in Dallas last night, man with kneepads, elbow pads and helmet riding a unicycle on the street. Had those flashing LEDs on his spokes. Pretty ballsy.

On my way in today I saw a guy on a HD pulling a trailer. The case part of the trailer was a full size coffin. Second time I've seen him. Will try to get a picture next time if there is one.

Big bull in bowler.

Frog my dead body could of used the coffin your guy was towing. BTW the police found her family.Their flying over. Thanks God they found somebody.f

I saw (and quickly rode around) a man golfing in the street at 2:11AM

On my epic scoot ride yesterday, I saw two cars... One the male driver paced me a bit I think to be an exhibitionist, while his female passenger gave him some oral pleasures. The second car was flashing the lights on and off. I thought to signal me... So I come around on the left and pace the driver, look in and there she was doing the same thing as the other car but hitting the high beams lever over and over. Haha. Not strange but surely kept me amused. Saw some great vanity plates too. LRGDNK on one of those suped up "macho" trucks. I bet his dink wasn't so large. If he had to advertise he is doing it wrong. Lol

Froggie, that just confirms the saying that 'travel broadens the mind'. Sounds like you had a heck of a thousand-mile adventure... 8)

It was so fun. Really. Half the time I was smiling in my helmet.

As it should be, Froggie...

If my decades of travels to weird and wonderful places are anything to go by, you've got a lot more fun times ahead of you. 8) 8) 8)

I sure hope so

Saw a car with Hawaii plates. In the middle of Colorado.

Weird.

Probably a military relocation.

My ex-husband. For lunch.


(this was yesterday obvs)


Definitely qualifies as weird.

We let people out occasionally Yup probably a military family. Until recently even the military had to change their plates to Hawaii ones as soon as they got here. Now they let the current registration they have expire and then you have to get Hawaii plates etc. Never saw another states plate. First time i saw an out of state plate i just sat there and looked at it. Seemed weird.

So was the passenger!

I saw Guam plates the other day here in CO.

Grandpa in line for the movie?