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county clare in ireland was named after a mathematician called clare
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Venison's dear isn't it?
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what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

sparky



what do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilean
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what do you call the one legged woman laying on the floor? ...... ilean dover
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When I'd misbehave my Dad would beat me with a camera.

I still get flashbacks.

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When we were kids my brother ate so many candy cigarettes

I got second hand diabetes.
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Procrastinate now!
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my friends butler has his left hand missing ...... serves him right
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Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.... Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived.........
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You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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