Modern Vespa

our lass is taking some convincing .............

Were do you get these from

Russ

aren't most faces still 'virtually wrinkle free' at the age of 26, sperm masque or no sperm masque?

you read it ???? wow i gave in at the title n thought if shes 74 thats disgusting

the best part is that her 'friend' donates his sperm for her 'unusual' facials. What a friend, indeed!

So much one wishes he'd ignored...Thanks for making me glad again that I have standards.

Look fwd to hearing how you get on, Bitsa.

(You DID mean you'd be trying it yourself, didn't you? ;0))

our lass csnt eject the correct fluid

OMG

I would help her out but she would need goggles for the dust.....yes I am old

"Youth Donor" has a certain appeal.

Post nothing but crude jokes, talk funny and never give any help or advice about scooters. Yet, the roundels pile up. I have never understood it.

Nor I, but that style obviously has it's fans.

When bitza first came on board, he racked up a few of the negative roundels, but he seems to have grown on us over time....like a wart.

I like his humor. Not everything. Has to be about parts and rides. I come to this site to interact and be entertained by scooter owners not by the scooters. Keep it up man! 8)

Sometimes a little irreverence can be a refreshing break from the seriousness often thrust upon us. Agree it may not suit everyone. Compared to some of the bad apples we've had on here from time to time this is fairly harmless.

As does moaning about other people. Which is worse?

So that ex-girlfriend that loved a cum-facial was actually enhancing her beauty routine?

I just thought she was a dirty cow.....

Hes truly a suppository of knowledge our Bitza.

wow theres some real twisted panties here .... who changed the title ... i couldnt find it ... had to do a search
whoever looks on here at work should be sacked ... youre at work the clues in the title
n i didnt get a couple of negative roundels i got 4 of them cool looking iron crosses .. now ya can go tagging me every time you see me ..... orrrrr ... get a life

If it makes you younger, can I rub it onto my bald head for my hair to grow back?

well, clearly not. if it made hair grow she'd hardly be using it on her face, would she?

sheesh - you blokes. don't even know how to use your own jizz properly

come on marky we all know you save it on the corner of the curtain in the bedroom ..... them days are gone now though .... you only get a bucket full ya know ... last time i blasted our lasses face i blew her fringe out the way as for giving scooter tips ... i know nowt about autos

yeah, I suppose you are all right, oh well. I like the Jason Statham look.


Just one question though. could it be used instead of turtle wax?

way too much polishing involved for that

let's not forget that you also talk funny, bitza. what's your excuse for that?

I think that should have been used for the thread title!

Apparently there is some sort of aroma therapy uses for sperm too.



And they have self fitting ends.

has someone been chewing on one .... dirty person

Sperm Whale Oil!

You read closer.....

Everyone will be slapping it on if she still looks like that in 20/30 years

She's actually 86 years old.

Say what you may about Bitza. I'm amazed at his ability to provide us with some very unusual and interesting threads which some of us find as great entertainment. But, who clicked onto his thread?

Still LMAO.

BTW, Linda Lovelace talked about this home remedy (public in some cases) back in the early 70's.

I'm retching at the thought of leaving that stuff to soak into my skin.

I'd be conscious I'm going around stinking of sperm

Colleagues going... "what is that unusual smell, I recognize it"

by the way Bitza, is that your thumb?

it's surprisingly wrinkle-less and youthful looking

Time to start eating more pineapple.

Do you normally just wipe it off quickly then?

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

Cum on some of you folks, lighten up

Been off here for a year or so, but had to log on again to give the lad a thumbs up so he gets his 6th roundel.

Carry on Bitza, you always make my day.

BTW, if she needs a donor, have her PM me.

We love Bitsa or we wouldn't be reading his posts.
I don't believe that sperm can alleviate wrinkles-ever seen a smooth scrotum?

Is it sponsored by No7 or Nivea?