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Am I the only one who thinks she looks a little sun burned? Her face looks a little red. Contact dermatitis?
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Wait! We need a startup that'll combine the "powdered alcohol" gents with some interested providers and we could send out powdered "man pudding" to whomever wants to look youthful again. Maybe, as a "bath salt"!?!
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Turnkey 79
2 helmets, 2 jackets, 4 spark plugs, 2 rear bulbs, some bolts, a spring, an ET rear rack, clear indicators and half a can of unleaded, but no bike!
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ya dribbling
ashbrook wrote: I don't believe that sperm can alleviate wrinkles-ever seen a smooth scrotum? |
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saggezza di scala
2009 'Burma Shave' Red GTS 250ie
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In an attempt to provide a touch of legitimacy to this discussion, it should be noted that there is data strongly indicating that occurrences of pre-eclampsia can be prevented if the woman swallows, well, you know:
Quote: "Having already noted the importance of a woman's immunological tolerance to her baby's paternal genes, several Dutch reproductive biologists decided to take their research a step further. Consistent with the fact that human immune systems tolerate things better when they enter the body via the mouth, the Dutch researchers conducted a series of studies that confirmed a surprisingly strong correlation between a diminished incidence of pre-eclampsia and a woman's practice of oral sex, and noted that the protective effects were strongest if she swallowed her partner's semen." When I shared this information, my wife informed me that she would roll the dice with pre-eclampsia. |
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Ossessionato
2017 BMW R1200GS and 2010 Vespa GTS 250 (shared)
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This site is not entitled "Modern Prude" or "Humorless". While for the life of me I have not a clue as to where our Bitsa finds this stuff, he does and it is outrageously funny. Carry on Bitsa.
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Turnkey 79
2 helmets, 2 jackets, 4 spark plugs, 2 rear bulbs, some bolts, a spring, an ET rear rack, clear indicators and half a can of unleaded, but no bike!
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Turnkey 79
![]() 2 helmets, 2 jackets, 4 spark plugs, 2 rear bulbs, some bolts, a spring, an ET rear rack, clear indicators and half a can of unleaded, but no bike!
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
![]() LX190 Friday afternoon special, [s]Primavera[/s], S50, too many pushbikes
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I'm wearing my skis as I type this.
Not that I dislike Bitsa's postings, but it's a slippery slope. |
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NightWing wrote: Post nothing but crude jokes, talk funny and never give any help or advice about scooters. Yet, the roundels pile up. I have never understood it. |
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bad hair day
the greatest headline I ever saw in the sport was when versache was killed ...... 'shoots you sir' ........ if you watch the fast show .....
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2007 LX150 2015 GTS (running like a charm!) 2017 BV 350
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![]() 2007 LX150 2015 GTS (running like a charm!) 2017 BV 350
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znomit wrote: Bumping One has to wonder, why the mugshot? |
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