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It's here...

It's Like Thunder-Lightning, THE WAY YOU LOVE ME IS FRIGHTENING!!!! Laughing emoticon
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7/10
Michael Bolton.

I thought we'd never get here.

Birreh.
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i've never held my breath for 6 minutes before
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Molto Verboso
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Chips
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Nomad68 wrote:
Chips
Laughing emoticon
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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."
 
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I felt the end of the internet near....

There was a glitch in the matrix, then it was okay again.
Thanks Neo
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Very good. Laughing emoticon
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i have it on good authority..
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Location: in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia... on the trail of the lonesome pine..."
 
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Too good not to share:

My daughter comes home from school today...
"Did you know that put laxatives in the chocolate milk at school?"

Me:
"What the heck are you talking about and who is telling you this shit?"
Her:
"It says it on the side of the carton."

Me (laughing):
"Do you mean lactose?"

Her:
"Yah, same thing right?"



Well now that would be a hot mess at school... Laxatives for all the kids!
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Wu Tang clan is the clan you hold onto
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What a lovely new home? May I choose the curtains? I have news.... but I'll wait 'til the party atmosphere settles down a bit...

Andy, try not to break this one! Razz emoticon
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I've lived in anticipation of this thread for hours. Possibly even days.

I'm so excited, a little bit of wee might have just come out... Laughing emoticon
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DougL wrote:
I have news.... but I'll wait 'til the party atmosphere settles down a bit...
At least until the bar is fully stocked.
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Molto Verboso
'12 GTS 300 Super
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Glad we're back on track. I'm going back to sleep now...
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What's going on????

Where am I?
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El Macho
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You're on a social network...

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Nomad68 wrote:
Chips
Yes please.
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"I Donk like it" Razz emoticon
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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You can't please everyone all of the time
Pepy27 wrote:
"I Donk like it" Razz emoticon
I went with my gut. We had some good contenders

Another Point-Less Donk thread...... (Pepy)

..and I ended up mostly on a music tip...

Donkei Kebab, Cheesy Chips and Skok Sauce (runner up)
Donking on the Skok of the Bay (forgive me Otis)
Skokin on Heavens Donk
Skok it to me Donkei!
D-O-N-K-E-I, skok it to me, skok it to me (forgive me Aretha...)
Put a skok in it Donkei!
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El Macho
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The last one was genius...
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Vespa GTS Kymco AK550
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Good to see the gang's all here!
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Fan-skokin-tastic BB
X
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I Effin can't stand Ricky Gervais
Knob
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I want to shove him, George Osborne and Jeremy Clarkson in a room full of sweaty hippos. And lock the door
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My fav was "Donkness Abounds" Clown emoticon
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Kittysaz wrote:
I want to shove him, George Osborne and Jeremy Clarkson in a room full of sweaty hippos. And lock the door
Don't forget Alan Carr.
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prize
Yeah that was a good one.

Maybe put it on the back burner for the time being Pepy ?

Nice furniture.

Bill x
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I will have forgotten in a year mate. Laughing emoticon
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gobshite
I like Clarkson.

He's like drunken monkey with a gun.

Class.

Bill x
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Veni, Vidi, Posti
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UTC quote
Pepy27 wrote:
My fav was "Donkness Abounds" Clown emoticon
Sorry, missed adding that one.

Pop quiz - who'll get it?!
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Very nice to be here and top job on the name. Just posting up as to set the little flag wotsit so that I can quickly find this thread. It's my first and sometimes only stop on MV Razz emoticon
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Gobshite Shiva
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I am here, where's my mug
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Re: gobshite
Bill Dog wrote:
I like Clarkson.

He's like drunken monkey with a gun.

Class.

Bill x
What is there not to like?
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Gobshite Shiva
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UTC quote
Gobby the cat has added cantaloupe to the list of completely weird things that he will eat.

Doug, please share your news (tapping foot)
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place
Here I am Girlfrond.

Bill x
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genie wrote:
I am here, where's my mug
Damn it! Who's in charge here? Someone go back and get genie's mug please.
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?
This seems to be the MV version of 'taking the piss'. I never got the invite about everyone getting hammered at the same time tonight. Leave the new guy outta the joke huh?

What the feck is going on here?

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The Hornet (GT200, aka Love Bug) and 'Dimples' - a GTS 300
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Re: ?
LC353 wrote:
Leave the new guy outta the joke huh?

What the feck is going on here?

Do your research; going back in time:
Donkei Hotay and the Windskoks
Donk Skok Me Now
You can't keep a good Donk down...
The Daily Donk
Bill's Skok The Home of the DonkeiSkök

etc...
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Re: ?
jimc wrote:
LC353 wrote:
Leave the new guy outta the joke huh?

What the feck is going on here?

Do your research; going back in time:
Donkei Hotay and the Windskoks
Donk Skok Me Now
You can't keep a good Donk down...
The Daily Donk
Bill's Skok The Home of the DonkeiSkök
Ahhhhoooookay, something to go on. Thanks! Looks like I'll need my 'reading mug' & a fresh Guinness. brb
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Molto Verboso
MP3 500 (2) MotoGuzzi California 1400
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Cover charge paid and application submitted. When do I get a physical to complete the membership process? Somebody check me downstairs.
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