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Polish Moose Hunt. (No offense intended)



Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the
Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot
let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot,
gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the
little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded
wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we
are?"

Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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2009 Vespa LX150ie, 2007 GTS250ie, 1982 Honda CB900F, 1989 BMW K100RS
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2009 Vespa LX150ie, 2007 GTS250ie, 1982 Honda CB900F, 1989 BMW K100RS
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