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Some civic duties suck. Everyone pretends they don't suck, but they do - like jury duty. That one really sucks. You have to hang out for a while with a bunch of losers who are dummies, listening to other dummies sue one another over dummy stuff. Who cares about that stuff! Due process? Fuck that! Send everyone to the slammer, and we're good! I believe that's how Quitter Francis deals with his jury duty stints.

But you know what type of civic duty doesn't suck? Hangin' with Quitters SC! We are all sorts of fun, including merriment, enjoyment, libations, consumption, and all sorts of other fancy words! We meet every other Wednesday at the Connecticut Yankee on 17th and Connecticut @ 7:30pm. As far as civic duties go, this could be the easiest to fulfill - and definitely the ones with the best chicken wings.

So join us for a great time, and as an added bonus, come celebrate Quitter Oz's GF's birthday with us on her birthday week!
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Re: Do your civic duty with Quitters SF, 6/3!
TheO.Z. wrote:
Some civic duties suck. Everyone pretends they don't suck, but they do - like jury duty. That one really sucks. You have to hang out for a while with a bunch of losers who are dummies, listening to other dummies sue one another over dummy stuff. Who cares about that stuff! Due process? Fuck that! Send everyone to the slammer, and we're good! I believe that's how Quitter Francis deals with his jury duty stints.

But you know what type of civic duty doesn't suck? Hangin' with Quitters SC! We are all sorts of fun, including merriment, enjoyment, libations, consumption, and all sorts of other fancy words! We meet every other Wednesday at the Connecticut Yankee on 17th and Connecticut @ 7:30pm. As far as civic duties go, this could be the easiest to fulfill - and definitely the ones with the best chicken wings.

So join us for a great time, and as an added bonus, come celebrate Quitter Oz's GF's birthday with us on her birthday week!
No "trading" each other around "like a pack of smokes" jokes, people. This is a family meeting.
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It is? Oh fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck.
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Nothing like taking the week to let the world know you're a wee bit older.

Nothing like a hearty taco salad or a sandwich named after a ball player who retired 20 years ago to feel boated and actually make you a wee bit older.
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Shebalba wrote:
Nothing like taking the week to let the world know you're a wee bit older.

Nothing like a hearty taco salad or a sandwich named after a ball player who retired 20 years ago to feel boated and actually make you a wee bit older.
Ha, indeed. It ages my intestines by at least two years every other week.

By the time I'm 40, my intestines will be 723.
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TheO.Z. wrote:
Shebalba wrote:
Nothing like taking the week to let the world know you're a wee bit older.

Nothing like a hearty taco salad or a sandwich named after a ball player who retired 20 years ago to feel boated and actually make you a wee bit older.
Ha, indeed. It ages my intestines by at least two years every other week.

By the time I'm 40, my intestines will be 723.
Good luck colon.
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HOW DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE?!
I thought snapchat deleted immediately after it was viewed
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I googled mummy colon for pictures...

...read a fascinating scientific article on Chagas disease in mummified human remains.

I feel educated now.

http://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?script=sci_arttext&pid=S0074-02762003000900025


back to Oz's old ass colon... Nerd emoticon
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Only here at MV can an innocent thread begin about a scooter ride...and only 6 responses later, it's already devolved into colon jokes.

Man I SO belong here!
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Have to bow out tonight. You guys will have to massage your own colons this time.

(skip to 1:50)

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jess wrote:
Have to bow out tonight. You guys will have to massage your own colons this time.

(skip to 1:50)

Boo, I miss you and wanted to compare apple watches since you have the bigger one.
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www.FreeCelebAss.com?
jess wrote:
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TheO.Z. wrote:
Boo, I miss you and wanted to compare apple watches since you have the bigger one.
Wait, are we still talking about watches?
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jaded wrote:
www.FreeCelebAss.com?
It was the only clip I could find that included the quote. Sorry.
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jess wrote:
jaded wrote:
www.FreeCelebAss.com?
It was the only clip I could find that included the quote. Sorry.
I haz amuse.
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jaded wrote:
jess wrote:
jaded wrote:
www.FreeCelebAss.com?
It was the only clip I could find that included the quote. Sorry.
I haz amuse.
I am very, very disturbed.

Nonetheless, yes, watches. The 38mm that I ordered came, it's nifty.
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