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2014 GTS Super Sport SE (wrecked); 2015 Genuine Hooligan 170i (sold)
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It's music to my ears. Laughing emoticon
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2012 Kymco Like 200i (Sold), 2018 FLSL
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Tuned exhaust Clown emoticon
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Boner
What a bone-head...

I just couldn't let that slide.
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Re: How to make your scooter sound like a crotchrocket
Belkwinith wrote:
Hhahaha, givin... the scoot the bone. Crying or Very sad emoticon
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And to think my daughter quit playing the trombone and dropped out of the band in 10th grade - she said it was "useless".

Boy will she be jealous when she sees this !

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lx150
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And I thought bikers were crazy.... We can match em ! Yes we can!
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2006 PX 150 & Malossi Kitted Malaguti Yesterday (Wife's)
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Sent this to our trombone playing, Stella riding grandson. His response:

Finally found a drawback to riding a shifty. Will need a fellow 'bone player pillion to get the crotch rocket sound, as I need both hands to ride.
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Why not just connect the trombone to the exhaust?

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Hahah! Awesome!

Only downside is your tuned engine sound depends on the mood of the trombonist.

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How is the trombonist connected to the engine?

Wait I don't want to know
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Re: How to make your scooter sound like a crotchrocket
Belkwinith wrote:
I'd put this one up here a little while back. Still get a kick out of it.
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What a beautiful exhaust note!

Funny stuff, haven't laughed this hard in a long time.....

Thx for posting!

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mpfrank wrote:
Why not just connect the trombone to the exhaust?

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The trombone's connected to the finger bone. The finger bone's connected to the hand bone. The hand bone's connected to the arm bone.
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