Modern Vespa

Happy Independence Day America! Happy July Around the World!

Okay - I know it's cooler now down under, but in many places it's HOT! Here in Dallas, Texas, this weekend, high temperatures are all above 100° (about 38° C). Makes for a VERY uncomfortable ride if parked in the sun for anytime at all.

Why suffer? Get a CoolAss! And NO PETS covers are now 50-60% off while supplies last. Free key chains, too!

So what are you waiting for? All sizes are still available. Check it out.
www.genuinecoolass/com

Best,

Brian

Just placed an order!
Thanks for keeping this deal going, it's HOT out there!

Cheers,
Sully

And thank YOU for your business! You are SO right! A great deal on a very timely solution to burned butts everywhere!

Yes - the NO PETS promotion continues until supplies run out. We still have all sizes available, but hurry! Available inventory is shrinking!

The is a terrific price on a terrific, proven product. Now in our 11th year, we have sold over 20,000 CoolAsses worldwide to happy customers with cooler and dryer butts! And of course, your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.

Order soon! www.genuinecoolass.com/scooter-seat-cover

Best,

Brian

Order placed and received, then I was out of town for three weeks go figure!

Hope you went somewhere fun! If you're in Silicone Valley, however, I would say you're already in a GREAT place.

Be safe.

Brian

Hi Brian- I was in Thailand! They could certainly use some CoolAss products there. Here's the scooter-only parking lot at the fancy schmancy mall in Chiang Mai:

Wow - nice. We had a dealer / distributor in Thailand for awhile, that didn't do well after initial orders of 50 or so units. I think it may have been price-point related. Many. many countries in Asia/Pac have HUGE scooter populations, but have no desire to spend the equivalent of $30 USD for just a seat cover. Studies show we would need to sell at about $8-10 to be attractive. Unfortunately, today's CoolAss couldn't be sold at that below cost rate. WAY below cost!!

I would be interested in your take, however.

Thank you.

Best,

Brian