Big_Boys_Mother wrote:
Just as dumb and stupid are woodchucks. Meander back and forth, stop, think, decide, then run ... then, change direction. A woodchuck is totally unpredictable.
Must have evolved with squirrel brains.
I have a pretty low roadkill census. When I was around 18 I was driving to a rural painting job. The neighbor down the road was driving his tractor and wagon parallel with the road. His dog, for some reason was running along the right (and opposite) side of the road in the same direction as me. Figured he'd keep going, so passed him. At the last minute he cut in front of me. Two sickening thumps. No fun watching your neighbor's dog die. At least he didn't blame me. I felt bad enough.
Around that time I was driving on a dead-end lane to another job. Cruising down the pavement at maybe 20 mph, I watched a squirrel attempt to cross the road, turn back, turn around again as I gradually slowed. Wound up locking up the brakes with him sitting there staring at me.
As for scooting, just caught a wasp (of all ironies) smack between the eyes on my helmet prior to the last group ride with MadisonSully. Must be catching.
I've had birds fly in front of me frequently, but on a long evening ride last week had a small songbird smack me in the crook of my arm. Good thunk, but thinking it was soft enough to survive. Didn't go back to look.