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Doc, after my surgery will I be able to play the violin?

Sure. I don't see any reason why not.

That's amazing! I never could play before!
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mpfrank wrote:
Doc, after my surgery will I be able to play the violin?

Sure. I don't see any reason why not.

That's amazing! I never could play before!
You beat me to it!!!
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A woman at the airport just passed out and fell onto the baggage carousel. Security guy says she should come around soon.
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How did the Pope pay for his gown?

Papal.
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How did the Pope pay for his gown?

Papal.
Groooooan!
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rstringfellow wrote:
How did the Pope pay for his gown?

Papal.
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I have a phobia of trampolines.

I can't help it, they just always make me jump.
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I was heartbroken when my wife told me that my five year old was not my son.
Then she told me to be more careful at kindergarten pick up.
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I made a graph of all my past relationships.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
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The man who invented the ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.
They traveled in different circles.
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A father was washing his car with his son and the son asked, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?
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She hugged me Crying or Very sad emoticon
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Did you hear about the wildlife park that nothing but one dog in it.


It was a Shih Tzu.
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In case of fire:
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