Modern Vespa

Ah comic relief

is always appreciated

Saddle up and

Hi fellow scooterists. I know some of you enjoy this thread and keep your posts within the posting guidelines of MV. Thank you and this message is not for you.

This message is for the handful of people who seem to not be able to help themselves from posting, however vague or seemingly harmless, posts containing political references that fall outside of the posting guidelines.

Let me reiterate. Political references or other forbidden topics (see Posting Guidelines if you don't know them) will not be tolerated on this or any posts on MV even in only 3-word bits. The last similar topic got locked because of this.

So since Modern Vespa is a privately-owned, moderated forum, staffed solely by volunteers who have other things to do besides monitor this thread, here is what will happen. If problem posts continue this thread will be locked and bannings will most likely result for the offenders. Also, future similar word game threads will locked or deleted at least for the near future.

There are a million other places to talk politics on the interwebs but this isn't one of them. I am only asking for you to respect this. Thank you and ride on.

ride like the

My Little Pony

and the horse

with no name

and golden hair

eye knead ewe

Princess Twilight Sparkle.

,unicorns and rainbows

fairies, gnomes, oh-my!

Back to reality

for flying scooterists

and walking birds

blocking the way

to the exit

stage left. It

could be worse

said no lambrettista

went hiking along

towards the precipice

slipped and fell

straight to hell

but then she

spread her Vespa-wings

drawing the attention

of her adoring

yet petulant nieces

from Embarrass, Minnesota

rode all night

to Intercourse, Pennsylvania

to Swastika Ontario

around Nowhere Arizona,

far from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

. The International Cannonball

starts February 30th

, a fantastically fictitious

journey to the