he says "you dont see them on the motoway often!
i said "i see them on the motorway all the time"
he goes "so it must be a bigger one then?"
i said "well ive been sat at 80 all the way here so it must be a *bigger one*"
then he says " so where have you come from? your not from round here are you?"
i said "im on my way back from colchester to manchester and i live near middlesbrough"
he says "bloody hell! so you've come all that way on that little thing?"
i said "yep, and its only cost me about 5 or 6 quid"
he goes "so how much was it to buy?"
i said "£3250 out the door but theres accessories ive put on it"
then came the most asked question ever!
"so how fast can it go?"
i said "about 85 90 ish on the speedo. ive had it to 95 once."
"bloody hell!" he said, "why dont you just get a bike?"
i said, " coz theyre not cool enough "
