Modern Vespa

My posts are just pretty much a snapshot of my life at the moment.

My Thanksgiving was fantastic. It's weird seeing the next generation grow legs. My niece is a freshman at VTech and she is beautiful and she has so many ideas in her head she cannot stop talking.

Her brother who just got a job in DC has his shit together more than most adults in the room.

All good people in the room. I see the torch has been passed. I'm 45 and now I am the elder.

As far as Jess and Bitcoin, he messed with me on the "what is pissing you off" thread. I had a problem with people calling Canada Geese "Canadian" Geese. I don't feel so bad now because he is probably holding the bag.

Pro-tip. Buy the dip in cannabis stocks. Not Tilray. I bought that at $103 and sold at $234 this year. Made my portfolio. Buy these dips..........TGOD, CGC, and ACB. Planet 13 is another buy.

It is "Canada" geese, Jess.

Are you drunk?

Does he need to be?

And correct. The term is "Canada" geese. Jess owes me an apology.

For the record there isn't enough whiskey in this state to get me drunk.

Maddy you are a good guy. Your Geiger counter reads true.

I have to fuck with some people here. Not you, of course.

Well shucks....

You taught me the proper term for those things that make parking lots so damn slippery in the Autumnal season, you know, before the snow.

Good man. I had to call out Jess on my "Canada" goose thing.

Again, you are a good cat.

This is up there with just cryptic/strangest post of 2018. In just before the best of 2018 awards!

Kinda wish I was around back when this was a more active place including when Jesse was around. But I still enjoy this place as it is now.

Investment wise I'll stick with my portfolio manager for now but keep them coming!

Is it "mead?"

You fairly confident on this?

Yes. TGOD and Planet 13.

FWIW yes it is the "Canada Goose" . However I feel like all the geese up here are Canadian until they decide to fly south and cross the border.

Happy thanksgiving.

I can confirm it is Canada Goose. Though it is also referred to as "Shit Hawks" by anyone that has a flock staying near them.

What do you like about those two? I don't see much that looks promising in either of them.

That is when you need these guys. https://www.geesepoliceinc.com/ Our neighborhood hired them to rid of geese around our ponds. They come through any time the geese come back.

I just thought this was an expensive coat.

Trotter is correct. Canadians are people that are considered to be residents of Canada.

As to whether or not he is drunk. I say not, but I would venture he is "high".

It is that as well. I have also seen many Canadians protesting said garment up the street from me. Apparently it also contains Canadian Coyotes.....

My wife (also Canadian) is a vegetarian so I play it safe and just went with a high quality parka that guarantees only synthetic coyotes were trapped to make the collar.

This thread is aboot something that is not Canadian and shits where it isn't welcome? Am I right?

Sounds aboot right. Sorry if you were confused.

People upset about coyote fur in a coat?
Hell use to have a bounty on the damn pests in Va.
They kill off any competitors like Fox in their area.
To hell with coyotes.

Wait. So am I to say "my Canada wife?"

Confusing, eh?

Is she a goose?

Now I'm not sure.

Only if you have a USA wife to balance trade.

I know some that simply call them dinner.

Yes. But call the ambulance first.

But they could be British Canada Geese or even Canadian Canada Geese?

If some of them were hatched in the USA, they'd be duals.

What would they be called then? CANUSA Geese maybe.

BTW, Bitcoin is only good for ransoming your computer.

Fucking hell. Big apology to Jess. Such small things that we hang on to and get pissed about.

Straight apology, Jess. I hope you cashed out at peak. If you did I'm sure you held on to a few. Never sell in the red, lol.

Geese don't have a nationality silly boy.

Be quiet Kiwi.

Looking to live there in my twilight years. Aint' there yet. Turn 46 on the 30th.

No because she has a citizenship I would assume.

You could have fun with her and call her the "rambling" wife for a week. Or the "shallow" wife. Or the "slutty" wife. Depending on your gal that may be really fun.

Relax. It's later than you think.

Good luck on that.


Happy Birthday old man!

I think it's tomorrow.

Not yet. Still 45. My Pops gave me a 1911A1 for my birthday when I was 20. It was stolen by a piece of shit crackhead fuck.

I'm not a big 2nd guy but I have a permit now to buy a handgun. I have checks on my record, lol. I'm going to buy that 1911A1 back for my Pop. I have no gun in the house now. This one will protect my family.

Edit- I love Glocks I can break down blind folded and re assemble. My Pops taught me these things.

Cheers to my father. He got taken down before he knew it.

Drop some money on TGOD, ACB, and CGC. It is in the "dip".

Year from now 100% gain but you can't be a PUSSY0