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A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a scooter in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so he decided to crack a cold one and call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning, the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened, he looked up to the heavens and sang out loudly, proclaiming...




"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!"
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Steve, close the door to the refridgerator in your garage. I'm afraid a great number of beers have been granted their freedom this evening.
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very,very bad
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Stan wrote:
very,very bad
It was, wasn't it? That's why I liked it so much.

Not a beer has passed these lips this day, Gary.
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Does Greasy not own a lawn mower?
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Huh?

Nah, that's just the sounds of Spock and Greasy's T5 having a moment.
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Har har.
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Cheers Smorris, I can't believe i'm sing your chorus.

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Smorris wrote:
Not a beer has passed these lips this day, Gary.
Just kidding, Steve. There's always tomorrow for such debauchery. 8)
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Too funny! ROFL emoticon
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Stan wrote:
Does Greasy not own a lawn mower?
yeah, a lawn mower would find that wrench REAL fast!
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Would not lose the wrench if grass was cut.
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I thought Greasy had a Goat and a Donkey
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jess wrote:
Har har.
You have to say 'Ha ha'.
You cannot say 'Har har' for another six days!
That is all.
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Very good, Steve.
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I like the way Greasy stayed out of this one.
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Yea he's a smart one...
I know totally smart... So then without him on here this thread will just fade away...
I sure could learn a lesson from it...

So with that in mind...
I wonder what else Greasy has in his Back Yard? Spock, You should know since his hands are all over your scooter...
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I like the way Greasy stayed out of this one.
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I know, just the thought of his greasy man hands all over my scooter.
Wow, is it cold in here? Feel my nipples!
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I heard Greasy couldnt get his mower running!



> That should get him to pipe in
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first of all; allegedly.
secong of all; i have no idea what you're talking about...

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