Modern Vespa

I upset the love child of Andrew Dice Clay and Jay Leno!

and since it doesn't seem to matter what you SAY here, only what people imagine you say...I'll just say it. Yeah, that guy is REALLY stupid.

i shall let this stand as a testament to your pure unadulterated block-headedness.

here, my NSM brethren, please feel free to heap praise upon this man for his wildly hysterical jokes, helpful suggestions and sweet, charming nature. for i will not edit, delete or silence any of you. no person shall be shouted down, nicked or dinged for what the have to say of this person, good or bad.

let the voices be heard. sing my angles! sing!

-el greaseball

ps love child of andrew dice clay and jay leno? i mean... i thought i was mildly handsome, but you're making a bit of stretch to say i'm that good looking! whatever you're smoking, i'll have a little puff puff and pass.

Hey Einstein,
Until responding back to YOU with the exact same insult you had just hurled at me (hypocrisy much?) I hadn't called anyone any names before you went on a booting spree. I gave him tons of practical advice, in contrast to the bad advice he was giving other people to spend $7500! The guy just ACCUSED me multiple times of calling him "stupid", and I repeatedly told him that I had not done so.

Frankly the only one who acted juvenile was you, Ford Fairlane.

Seriously, learn to read what's actually there on the screen.

But since I got booted for it ANYWAY, wtf, he's stupid as hell...

you know what's funny? you come off as a total prick online. IRL i'd betcha dollars to donuts that we'd be friends over several pints and swinging wrenches.

but that's neither here nor there.

online, is odd because it's all about perception. and *my* perception is that you come off as a blow hard know it all asshole that's so busy twisting his own stick and smelling his own farts that he can't see the forest for the trees. but whatever, that's only my perception. other's are entitled to theirs.

your references of andrew dice clay are old and tired. you debate is childish and moronic at best, but then again what should i expect of somebody at a city college-- amirite or amirite?

OMZG!! somebody just *accused* me of calling them stupid!!

get a fucking grip chachi. try ignoring people. take the high road. whatever other zen shit you think of. who cares! at the end of the day it's all just dumb scooters. don't get so worked up about it. go take the tour at anchor and cool your tits. jeeze.

yours passionately,
-el greaseball

"*my* perception is that you come off as a blow hard know it all asshole that's so busy twisting his own stick and smelling his own farts that he can't see the forest for the trees. but whatever, that's only my perception."

Gee, PROJECT MUCH? Because that is EXACTLY how you are perceived.

And another thing Einstein, I don't attend City College. If you sign up for one non-credit class you get a free email address for LIFE, which means you can use it to claim student "discounts" such as for Apple computers. Now don't you feel even more like the blowhard dumbass you work so hard to project?

You sure talk a lot of BS for someone accusing others of doing the same

okay buddy!

yeah, that's exactly what i try and project. the blow hard know it all. bam right on the head! totally nailed it there super-chief! good on ya!

review thus far: was waiting on spicy takes or possibly scorching retorts, but i am less than impressed. awful throw back insults, terrible circular argument that dredges up the same tropes again and again. 1/2 trick pony. one star. would not have heated conversation with.

also, learn how to quote properly. i know you can do it. you've done it before! i have faith in you!

forever yours,
-greaseball

That's because you continue to look for things that aren't there, imagine things that never were, and project your own cartoon personality upon others.

BTW, I never saw the film Ford Fairlane, but I've seen clips, and it was pretty trite the first time around. So give it a rest. There was no second act for Dice Clay.

So you wanna fuck or what?

I gotta run some errands. Think about it and get back to me.

With the massive horn, yours,
-greaseball

"Hey are your names Neil and Bob, or is that just what you do?"

F.F.

Fucking idiots.

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I can certainly use a lot of this in the research paper I'm doing on discourse analysis. This is great stuff fellows. Carry on without hesitation.

oh feel free to!

some of the tasty bits that stick out to me:

>constantly referred to as Einstein
-- is this sarcasm or am i actually a genius? unknown.

>the dice clay/ford fairlane jokes
-- i haven't the slightest where this originates from, but somebody quoting a shitty movie that they've never actually seen seems dubious at best

>that i come across as a know it all blowhard
-- do i? no for serious, if i do could somebody please let me know.

>that i project massively
-- i'm not sure on this one. i think he just self identified as an asshole and this was his cheap cop out.

>that i dabble in hypocrisy
-- see as above

>evidently i'm juvenile (no lies, i like a good fart joke as much as the next person)
-- we are all 12. know this. fart jokes are great. now, lemme tell you about yo mamma....

>i lack basic reading comprehension, or just, i guess basic reading?
-- good sir, let it be known that i can both read and write in the english languages. now, whatever nonsense spills forth from the open sewer you call a mouth or reaches the tips of your turgid fingers that you think the world is desperately waiting to hear... i can assure you, they are not, do not, and care not.

>i may or may not be the love child of andrew dice clay and jay leno and therein possibly more handsome than i initially thought.
-- (insert mom joke here)

>definitely not fuckable (no response to that one)
-- i will have you know, my good man, that i have sexed at least three proven females. the rest... well, let us not discuss.

>i take DEEP dives in so much as i "continue to look for things that aren't there, imagine things that never were, and project your own cartoon personality upon others."
-- i am as equally confused and perplexed as you all are. the reeks of paranoia and conspiracy theory. but, in for a penny... in for a pound. would somebody please be so kind as to tell me if i have a cartoon personality and if i have projected upon you. this is especially important for my self growth.

-g

great and pointed response.

top marks.

i wouldn't expect anything less.

-g