Modern Vespa

Come all ye landlubbers and scurvy dogs.
Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day again!!!!
Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!

Jess, where is ye Pirate avatarrrrrrr this mornin????

Ive gone back to me Pirate roots who set sail for the Southern oceans from Falmouth, Cornwall (Kernow) England.

Arrrrrggggghhhhh

Hoist up the main sail and careful with the jib boys.
We're coming about.
Yeah, I was a pirate once.

"Yes I am a pirate 200 years too late
The cannons don't thunder theres nothing
to plunder. I'm an over 40 victim of fate"

Ninjas > Pirates.

It's still the 18th over here. Give it time.

It's tomorrow you crazy foreigners and your moon man time zones!!!!

To the yard-arm with ya! Scarf down me knob.

Where be tha wenches?!? Arrrgh

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Mt Gay!!!!

Arrrrgggghhhh me hearties

Off to me office! Hold me calls! Yar!

Avast ye! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! And bring me my Salmagundi! Arrghh!

Need to translate something into pirate speech? Go here.

I have been told by colleagues that talk like a pirate day be very similar t' speak like an idiot day! Arrggg!

Arrghhh!!

I might just post me picture from work later tonight ya bloody blaggards.

I'm off to trim me sails and steer my way to grab some grub.

ARGH!

Capn' Stig aboard tha' Silver Pearl.

AVAST! Were be the slags of the Bay?

A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on
the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an
eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"

The pirate replies, "Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was
swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me
out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were
battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand
off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A sea-gull turd fell into me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea-gull turd?" the sailor asked
incredulously.

"Not exactly," said the pirate. "Twas me first day with the hook."

Don't laugh to hard .... ARRRRGGGGHHH!

Walk the plank or I'll hook you and cut your head off.

I love ITLPD at work! We had a dozen or so people walking around FedEx today.

P.S. My dentist was killed in a sea battle a few years back. Yarrrrr!!

Is that Kylie?

no idea
Just look at her crazy pirate eyes

possibly scurvy ? [/quote]

We still have moments left so I say ye bed....err ..bend on one knee with thy sword in hand and ask his most merciless for a better years plunder of treasures, wenches and grog. Hear ye all who call themseles pirate. Yar!!!!

Napa, I just fell out of my chair.




That keyboard image does it to me every time, and now the kitten- when do the laughs end on the intertubes? whoa (like Keanu in that movie) Thanks Mr. Gore!

the internets is bad-ass !

Arrrrr. . .the girl said she wanted a parakeet, but you know she just wanted a cockartwo. . .Arrrrr

ARRRRRRR

There once was a man with a hook
Who read in a swashbuckler's book

That pirates were bad
And girls could be had

By men who through one eye did look

Argh

wow. this pirate thing is actually for real. i'd thought it was just more messing around and was about to start making jokes about captain highliner, etc. (arrr, billy...). now that i know it's a serious national holiday i'll treat ....um ... the spectacle of grown men dressing up like pirates ... with the gravitas it deserves.

99 pirates walk into a bar

The bartenders says "we don't serve 99 pirates here"

99 pirates say "We just came for a little Arrrhh and Arrrhh."

mmmm, i'm a bit late showing my pirate booty


turned my iPhone into a iPiratePhone with my jobby rogers symbol

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i love it !
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Come rule the seas with me... fun little pirate game.

http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=54266

Ahoy mateys. Where's salty? I loved barbados. Definitely drank to much rum whilst i was there