Modern Vespa

today i pulled up to some traffic lights, jumped the queue as usual then stopped on the left because i was turning left.

i put my left foot down and, huh, whats that wierd feeling under my foot?

BLOODY DOG S**T!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaaha. sorry but its funny if it happens to someone else

That's either a brave dog or one that can take a crap pretty quickly if it managed to do its business on the road

So, what intersection was that? Just so we are prepared...

Now hold the soiled shoe under your loud pipe and rev it up. That'll blast it right off.

Doodie, you beat me to it, but I think the dog's owner was braver than the dog.

i put my foot up on the kerb on the left right in it.

we drive on the wrong side of the road remember

Or not. He DID say BLOODY!

Pure Gold!

(until it happens to me)

upside....at least you didn't run over the pile of poop and end up with poop on your tire and fender. (there's always a bright side to things when you're scootin')....

what, like you were expecting sympathy? i hope you wiped your shoe thoroughly before putting it back on the floorboards

We shall now call you "Shit Scoot".

theres no shit on the scooter.

i rode home with my left leg sticking out the side dragging it along to get the cack off.

Bloody He11, WTF, that is nasty.

Just another reason why wearing boots makes more sense than flip-flops!

urghhh poo between your toes!!!!!!!!!

I was expecting something like:

"Bloody Rain in the UK, foot slipped and I dumped her right in front of this lil bird..."

I'll pretend the story was that. As a dog owner who invests WAY TOO much money in "poo bags" I'm sorry you had to experience that!

Another fun one is chewing gum. I stepped into that one on a hot day, only I didn't notice it until I had managed to get it all over the floorboard. Yuk

+ 1, Thanks for the heads up (or foot down if you will) as that is not one of the things I think about looking out for when I ride.

I stepped in a big wad of blue gum a week ago. Caught it before I remounted the scoot though.

I was proud of myself las week when I weaved thru a group of wild turkeys picking bugs off the road. Later I noticed all the turkey poo on the insides of my fenders. Lets see how brave they are late this November!