Modern Vespa

When I think of love, I think,
Napa

A medium 8 cut from Violantes in Chagrin fits perfectly by tension between your legshield and front of engine compartment.

I'm sure this helps only Irish Tim and Anoek, but if you ever visit, there you have it.

Just get a kebab,and hang it off the bag hook..

or a calzone.

What's one of them,when it's at home?

Ooh it's like a pizza pasty - folded over with napoletano sauce on top.

I just go pick it up in my truck.

I get it delivered. Cute Italian boys arrive at my door bearing gifts. What can I say?

An easily transportable pizza; half-dome.

I am truly flattered. It is addictive.

Infatuated with the rhyme,
Says Scooteriffic, "Make it mine."

Dreaming up her own haiku,
NightWing, to take after you.

The simplest form of flattery
Is but a form of mockery

On every corner there is not
A Bard in wait for just his shot

To write the words that sound alike
While pondering his Vespa bike

To those who try to sound like me
I raise my glass to honor thee

Posting poetry
On Modern Vespa forum.
How preposterous.

It's fine,it's allowed
So say the moderators
Well,I do,so there!

Naysayers be damned I do declare
For poetry here or poetry there

My mind is just a fountain of mirth
It spouts and shouts for what it's worth

And those who deem it not so clever
Can kiss my a$$ for now and forever

Best one yet!

A TGB scoot,
Transports beer to the parade,
Come Mardi Gras time.

My buddy Jeremiah and his wife Jess weren't even on a Vespa and managed to haul four large pies with a basket and three bungies.

Some people here keep asking 'whys'
but after all, it's pizza pies!

Pizza dripping sauce and cheese
White box balanced across my knees

Trying to get my pizza home
Singlehanded, I am alone

Vespa has not room to spare
Pizza cooling in the air

Pick up journey not a breeze
Momma said there'd be days like these

Use 2 bungees to fasten it under the floorboards just forward of the centre stand, you can fit a 14 incher under there.

after a nasty experience with local pizza delivery and 'rubber cheese' we've started making our own pizza at home. you can put loads of really sexy stuff on it... some of our favourites are smoked oysters, roasted peppers and aubergines, giant garlic slices softened in butter, big fat olives from the italian deli, asiago cheese .... mmmm .....

works on an LX too.

Put your pizza under the seat,
that way it don't lose too much heat.
When you get home, it's nice and hot,
then you can scoff the fuckin lot!

Easy this poetry stuff!

Deeyup

About the rumor of the woman on the LX,
you have been terribly perplexed.
But the rumor is somewhat true,
for it was 12 ears plus two!



No Joke.

OK your the famous scooterest that can ride with 14 ears of corn between her legs.... Your Famous out here in California.
Many people are asking for pictures of this amazing feat. Can ya share a picture of your Yellow scooter with corn?
Lucky

busted! hey Whitney, pick up my yellow vespa today

Put the pizza in your stomach.

Wow famous, really? And here I was just stocking up for a bbq! I don't have a pic but I'll see what they have at the farmer's market this weekend. Sweet! Let me know if you want to go out for a ride this weekend!

That sounds really good.

get two 10 inch boxes, cut the pizza in half. then put the pieces in the two boxes.