Modern Vespa

If you met the people in the club I just left, you might prefer to belong to a club full of people you've never met.

But anyways, the Vagina Dentata Scooter Club now exists and so do the patches. It has its own tiny space on Facebook and membership is growing slowly.

Just for the fun of it. And the patch with a bajingo on it.

I joined and I found it a deeply rewarding experience in every way.

For me it was about finding a group of like-minded people who held the same values as me and thought the way I think, and of course for the massive big bajingo on the patch.

You banjingo loving scooterist are so progressive.

I really think you need to share an image of the patch! 8)

I tried but my bajingo was too big.

I'll try again.

I should be recieving a massive big bajingo in the post any day now...

Might need to hot lick it ... I mean hot link it to an off site photo host if it's that big !

Hope you can handle it Scoots!

I just had a play with it...this is the best I can do...

Was this intentional??

Who me?

You Ozzies and your silly slang. You better run - i think a bajingo is eating your baby!

There's a comeback, but I'm about to be working too blue for a family forum.

Let's take this dirty talk to PM's.

You start, Rover Eric!

I think you might get Eric all hot and bothered ... (well maybe more bothered)
if you posted a picture of yourself in yellow boots!

Yeah - boots and nothing else, please.

And i like my Bajingo more like the outback than like the bush, if you get what i'm saying.

Hey guys and gals do you remember this.
It came with a certificate

I think Mr Lanning and Mr Brown started the "club"

Cheers

In 1986 I was only 20 so would have been ineligible!

LOL No need to take it personally. I will just sit back and count down the time until I hear from you again.

We have a Club member we call Old Bastard. He purchased a new 1966 Vespa off the San Francisco showroom floor in 1966 for under $350.00 U.S.D.

Now that's street cred.... for sure. Beat that ya punks.

If anyone is an Old Bastard it's him!

Lucky~

Oh and no comments on the stupid looking fly screen. That was a factory Vespa Option in 1966 and back then he says it was cool.

Old Bastard also owned a Go-Go joint in the 60's "PLAY-ya"

No one gets it! please explain more....
Lucky

Bajingo = ham wallet.

and she's from Australia, so ...
outback = barren australian desert ( hairless )
bush = brush / jungle ( hairy)


It sucks when you have to explain to your jokes to people

[quote="Lucky Bastard"]We have a Club member we call Old Bastard. He purchased a new 1966 Vespa off the San Francisco showroom floor in 1966 for under $350.00 U.S.D.

Not that's street cred.... for sure. Beat that ya punks.

If anyone is an Old Bastard it's him!

Lucky~


Respect! 8)

You are a Lucky Bastard, i also have cool pics. I still don't have a scanner. "Futten Basart"

The flyscreen is wank, but aren't they all

Thanks for posting this pic lucky. Maybe we should have an old school pic thread?

Respect, Cheers

ooooh. not a pretty turn of phrase, is it!

OK so let me get this straight... She has a pig ear purse and you want to know if shes on Chemotherapy

The only thing I know about Australia is "Harden the Fuck up Austrailia"
Thanks to Bryce

Lucky~

I think it looses something in translation

I would have gone for Soft Velvet Snuggly Place


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Thank you Lucky, that was much more gentleman-like.

Sorry - "ham wallet" is the most crass phrase i've ever heard for it, and i really enjoy busting it out in moments like this ( as it doesn't really roll off the tongue in the sack... )

I dont know, I guess it depends on who your trying to get into the sack.

I try my hardest not to offend until after the sex. Ya might let her drink a six pack before you start calling it a Ham Wallet. And if you must use those words I would whisper them into her ear ever so softly and not yell it across the bar...

Lucky~

*me and my teeside/geordie/northern accent*

Where is flaming's Spanking sign when ya need it...

If we keep the tone this high I am going to start a discussion about blue veined junket pumps.

Here ya go Mr. Cheese...

Turn abouts in fair play I would say.

But couldent we call it a pleasure stick instead.
Lucky

What's that picture even mean??

It means you have been a bad monkey...

i could think of more crass phrases, but Lucky might get offended.

I have been exposed to far worse words in lock up.

You went to jail?