What do I have to answer? I was born and live in Italy and in any case here we don't have these problems ...
I started to love two-wheeled vehicles (all of them) since I was a child because my grandfather had a Matchless G 350 (ex military) and a Moto Guzzi Falcone 500; my first motorcycle was my uncle's Vespa 125 from 1954 who made me ride it when I was 13 years of age.
From that moment on it was a love for two-wheeled vehicles and the other thing I learned was that we, the two-wheeler lovers, are a community of enthusiasts. I recognize myself in this ...
I also switched to scooters out of necessity after a very serious accident with a Vespa PX 125; yeah, because like many of you I also had a scooter as well as a motorcycle.
You can have a scooter and not even a motorcycle but not the other way around!
I will be 61 years of age this September and ... no, the scooter (in this case the Vespa but also no) does not age those who have it, it rejuvenates them.
And you can throw it away for years and years in a corner of the garage but when you take it back it will never get old, it will be your time machine because scooter is a concept, an idea that will never get old and you with it.
PS: To give an idea of what I'm saying, I still put the photo of my mother taken in 1955/54 where the Vespa was also the emancipation of women.